A fake nap.
Dude A: "You lazy-ass, while you were taking a nap I was cleaning up the house!"
Dude B: "Oh I wasn't actually asleep, it was a fap, I was fapping."
Dude B: "Oh I wasn't actually asleep, it was a fap, I was fapping."
by NightlifeCommando August 28, 2010
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To do the gesture, you should first open your hands in front of them with their palms facing upwards. After that, wiggle just your fingers. That's how you do the upside down keyboard.
To do the gesture, you should first open your hands in front of them with their palms facing upwards. After that, wiggle just your fingers. That's how you do the upside down keyboard.
-Good upside down keyboard-
My favorite band, Grown Ups, are playing ten minutes away on my birthday, * performs upside down keyboard*
-Bad upside down keyboard-
Player 1: Checkmate.
Player 2: *performs upside down keyboard*
My favorite band, Grown Ups, are playing ten minutes away on my birthday, * performs upside down keyboard*
-Bad upside down keyboard-
Player 1: Checkmate.
Player 2: *performs upside down keyboard*
by nightlifecommando June 16, 2011
Get the Upside down keyboard mug.Those emo-ish bands with the twinkly guitars and the hoarse vocals. Twinkle daddies.
Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.
Examples:
CSTVT, Midwest Pen Pals, Algernon Cadwallader, TWIABP, Merchant Ships, etc.
by nightlifecommando November 28, 2011
Get the Twinkle Daddies mug.Mike - "Dude, this is one hell of an Anal morning."
Evan - "I know, I'm in a state of anal mourning right now."
Evan - "I know, I'm in a state of anal mourning right now."
by NightlifeCommando May 30, 2010
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It is a play on how mouse is the singular form of the plural mice, yet die is the singular form of dice.
It is a play on how mouse is the singular form of the plural mice, yet die is the singular form of dice.
by NightlifeCommando July 28, 2010
Get the Douse mug.To snubstitute is to non-consensually replace something that belongs to another person with something of lesser value.
Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.
Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.
1) "Jimmy snubstituted my Coke for Diet Coke again, what the hell?"
2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."
2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."
by nightlifecommando March 05, 2011
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