2 definitions by Nigel Farage's spunky backpack

A person who chozzles, that is angrily masturbates until their cock resembles a slim jim.
"Hey look at this egg-avatar man screaming at women on twitter"
"Yeah, he's a real chozzler, isn't he?"
by Nigel Farage's spunky backpack February 10, 2017
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And expression of orgasmic joy in which one ejaculates hot lead into the twitching body of one's worst enemy, or a casual acquaintance, or just someone who happens to be crossing the road in front of one.

From the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by Jack Bauer from the TV series "24".
When I saw Elisha Cuthbert kissing Sarah Clarke, I bauered.
by Nigel Farage's spunky backpack November 10, 2004
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