5 definitions by Nicole & Lauren
Stray cats that roam the pærk and pee on the bake sale food. Have sex in public and reproduce more shit rats.
by Nicole & Lauren July 1, 2022
A alpha male of any decent or nationality who has large muscles, wears shirts that are 2 sizes too small, wears excessive amounts of cologne and has a small car to make the carrot look big and buff. Carrots can be found in parks and in gyms attempting to seduce unsuspecting female joggers with carrot-like pick up lines, like "Can I keep pace with you"
OMG I just saw a carrot fight ... they were both going for the door at the same time and stared each other down until the baby carrot let the bigger carrot open the door.
by Nicole & Lauren April 19, 2010
Me: I was fucking that Samantha girl who has that shitty spray tan and she turned my dick orange.
Friend: Dude you got some Trump.
Friend: Dude you got some Trump.
by Nicole & Lauren June 26, 2016
Hall: Man my connect all jammed up
Gloves: Pull over ima walk the block
Skeet: That isn't a very good idea
Gloves: Shut da fuck up lil nigga i'm tryin buy some yae
Gloves: Pull over ima walk the block
Skeet: That isn't a very good idea
Gloves: Shut da fuck up lil nigga i'm tryin buy some yae
by Nicole & Lauren August 10, 2016
Going Kanye
def 1: The act or acts of putting a grimy bitch yo boi want to bang on da spot and tellin her off to the point she starts to cry. If done properly 'Going Kanye' can set a bitch straight.
def 2. Interrupting someone to tell them they shit is aight but someone else did the same thing better.
def 1: The act or acts of putting a grimy bitch yo boi want to bang on da spot and tellin her off to the point she starts to cry. If done properly 'Going Kanye' can set a bitch straight.
def 2. Interrupting someone to tell them they shit is aight but someone else did the same thing better.
ex 1.
You "Yo bitch! why you fuckin round wit all these otha niggas when my boi is straight up vibing you? You aint shit hoe! who da fuck are you to be fuckin round wit all these fake ass niggas when all you need is my boi!? Wise da fuck up hoe!"
Yo Boi "Thanks for going kanye on dat bitch it set her ass straight"
ex 2.
“Taylor, I’m really happy for you. I’ll let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!”
You "Yo bitch! why you fuckin round wit all these otha niggas when my boi is straight up vibing you? You aint shit hoe! who da fuck are you to be fuckin round wit all these fake ass niggas when all you need is my boi!? Wise da fuck up hoe!"
Yo Boi "Thanks for going kanye on dat bitch it set her ass straight"
ex 2.
“Taylor, I’m really happy for you. I’ll let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!”
by Nicole & Lauren December 10, 2009