Nick and Enrique's definitions

gangus cooch

Someone who has had sexual relations with every patron or employee in an establishment.

Employee 1. Hey man I took that chick home last night.
Employee 2. Oh wow, I took her home last week.
Employee 3. No way, I screwed her Thursday.
Employee 4. Man, what a gangus cooch!

by Nick and Enrique March 4, 2008

cellophane prank

A magical illusion created by placing cellophane under a toilet seat Causing urine splash and shit splatter.

I went to take a shit the other day and it splattered all over my ass, I fell for the old "Cellophane Prank."

by Nick and Enrique March 4, 2008

eel tits

Tits thats sag and then suddenly point out at the nipple. They resemble the shape of a banana or an eel.

Damn This chick looked like she had huge tits but when I took off her push up bra they were eel tits!

by Nick and Enrique March 4, 2008

cooch-goose

Commonly deemed as someone who flocks to a group of females who are obviously taken in order mate; this usually happens at bars or parties.

Guy 1: Dude, that guy is surrounded by girls.
Guy 2: Yeah, what a cooch-goose. He's totally cockblocking the guys in the group.

by Nick and Enrique March 4, 2008