fake the deal

1) To front or pretend something is not true when it actually is.
2) To pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do it.

1)
Josh: "Dag playa Jenny's really being a frigid bitch to you today. I guess things didn't work out at that party last night."
Dave: "Whatever dogg. The real party last night was in her mouth, and everyone came. Then I got her in the ass last night in the back of a Volkswagen. Here watch this video."
(puts video in VCR and presses play)
1 hour later...
Josh: "Good video...that looks like a very uncomfortable place to bang a hoe. So why dat bitch gotta fake the deal?"
Dave: "I don't know man. Bitches."
Josh: "Bitches."

2)
Adam: "Hell yeah bitch I got the royal flush! I guess I'll be taking this money now."
Mike: "Shut up bitch. I didn't even get my cards yet, and neither did you. Stop faking the deal."

by Nick D November 17, 2003

casper

what you call someone to make fun of their whiteness (started with Casper, the friendly ghost).

"Fo shizzle my nizzle, what's izzup in da hizzle? Let's hit up club one-twizzle and show doze bizzles how to sizzuck a dizzle, fo sheezy..."
"Shut up, casper. Go back to your big brick house in the suburbs and have your wine and cheese."

by Nick D April 15, 2003

check out

To look at someone's features in order to determine that person's level of sexual attractiveness and the extent to which you would like to chuck it in her/have him chuck it in you.

After I nailed her little sister and didn't call back, Kim went on a major bitching tirade. I didn't mind though, since she was wearing a low-cut shirt and it gave me a good chance to check out her amazing rack.

by Nick D March 08, 2006

midwest

A waste of space. No mountains, no beaches. Just farm animals, fields, and boring people/hicks. Nothing at all ever happens there, with the exception of Chicago and one or two other places. Exists only to make it a hassle for people to get between the east coast and the mountains/west coast. Almost as pointless as Canada.

If you're from the midwest, I'm gonna aim about mid-chest.

by Nick D July 14, 2004

pour out some liquor

something you do when a homey dies, or to reminisce about old times

You might end up the reason yo homeys have gotta pour out a little liquor.

by Nick D February 24, 2003

Indiana jones

to be jonesing for or have a strong need to go to the state of Indiana.

Playa I'm tired of pimpin' it here in Ohio...I got big time Indiana jones!

by Nick D March 18, 2003

hi ho

1) the seven dwarfs' chant.
2) a greeting used to address a whore.

Hi ho, hi ho! It's off to the street corner you go! Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho...

by Nick D May 14, 2003