627 definitions by Nick D
by Nick D February 14, 2003
A test you give a girl to determine whether or not she's old enough to have sex with. Basically you sit her on a curb, and if her feet touch the ground you're good to go. It's really just a joke...nobody has ever been known to actually use this with the exception of R. Kelly.
Until Aaliyah could pass the curb test, R. Kelly had to settle for a good ol' date with Jill every night.
by Nick D November 11, 2003
About as cool as a person can possibly be, sort of like James Dean or someone like that, but even cooler. Possibly originated from SportsCenter. Has nothing to do with temperature.
I was as cool as the other side of the pillow back in high school. I used to sit in the back of the class in my leather Harley Davidson jacket and sunglasses, smoking my Marlboro Reds and drinking whiskey out of a silver flask. I'd just sit back there, all laid back across the seat, with my arms around the two hottest girls in the school. The teacher would tell me to put my cigarette out and stop drinking, and I would blow smoke in her face and say, "Make me." But she wouldn't make me because I was just too cool.
No, not really, actually I was a fucking dork who watched Star Trek marathons and still haven't lost my virginity except for my dog that one time.
No, just kidding again, I was pretty normal, but I always used to look at the other side of the pillow and wished that someday I could be that cool. Sadly, it never happened.
No, not really, actually I was a fucking dork who watched Star Trek marathons and still haven't lost my virginity except for my dog that one time.
No, just kidding again, I was pretty normal, but I always used to look at the other side of the pillow and wished that someday I could be that cool. Sadly, it never happened.
by Nick D October 13, 2003
Slang for the collective dictionary made of all the ridiculous words on this site, including random people's names, made up bullshit words, incoherent babble, and repetitive definitions of words that have already been defined 138 times in the same way. A.K.A. 90% of the definitions on this site.
"Nick D has over 500 words on urban dictionary."
"Yeah but how many does he have on urban ridictionary?"
"Just one: 'urban ridictionary'."
"Oh, that's cool."
Nerd 1: "Hey Petey, let go play chess or hang out at the library."
Nerd 2: "Not now, I think I'm gonna go on urban ridictionary and post bad definitions of guys that shoved me in my locker at school, or maybe post a 759th definition of strong bad that's the exact same as the rest of them and makes no sense."
Nerd 1: "Sounds like a good time. Isn't homestarrunner the cat's meow?"
Normal person: "No, it sucks."
"Yeah but how many does he have on urban ridictionary?"
"Just one: 'urban ridictionary'."
"Oh, that's cool."
Nerd 1: "Hey Petey, let go play chess or hang out at the library."
Nerd 2: "Not now, I think I'm gonna go on urban ridictionary and post bad definitions of guys that shoved me in my locker at school, or maybe post a 759th definition of strong bad that's the exact same as the rest of them and makes no sense."
Nerd 1: "Sounds like a good time. Isn't homestarrunner the cat's meow?"
Normal person: "No, it sucks."
by Nick D February 11, 2004
Pregnant; knocked up. Means literally that "one" kid is "on the way" (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). Not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.
"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side says she's got one on the way..." -Usher, "Confessions (Part II)"
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
by Nick D July 19, 2004
The cost of freedom, according to the song in "Team America: World Police." Pronounced "buck-o-five."
"Freedom isn't free, it costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in, we'll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free, no there's a hefty fuckin' fee
And if you don't throw in your buck-o-five, who will?"
-"Freedom Isn't Free," from "Team America"
Order-taker: "Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?"
Kevin: "I'm not too hungry today...just get me some freedom, some ice water, and 15 ketchup packets."
Order-taker: "Would you like freedom fries with that?"
Kevin: "No, just the plain old freedom, the water, and the...um...catsup."
Order-taker: "OK, that'll be $1.05. Pull ahead to the first window."
Billy: "Man this Patriot Act is bullshit. What happened to good old freedom?"
Judd: "Well when they were collecting everyone's $1.05, I was a nickel short. That might have something to do with it."
Billy: "F-ing douche bag."
And if we don't all chip in, we'll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free, no there's a hefty fuckin' fee
And if you don't throw in your buck-o-five, who will?"
-"Freedom Isn't Free," from "Team America"
Order-taker: "Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?"
Kevin: "I'm not too hungry today...just get me some freedom, some ice water, and 15 ketchup packets."
Order-taker: "Would you like freedom fries with that?"
Kevin: "No, just the plain old freedom, the water, and the...um...catsup."
Order-taker: "OK, that'll be $1.05. Pull ahead to the first window."
Billy: "Man this Patriot Act is bullshit. What happened to good old freedom?"
Judd: "Well when they were collecting everyone's $1.05, I was a nickel short. That might have something to do with it."
Billy: "F-ing douche bag."
by Nick D November 16, 2005
(prison)
John: "What you in here for?"
Dave: "Double homicide."
John: "Small-timer, eh?"
Dave: "Yeah. How 'bout you?"
John: "I got caught doing a buck in a school zone."
Dave: "Shit dude, that's like 85 miles an hour over the speed limit! You could have killed some kids!"
John: "What? How would that kill any kids? Maybe traumatize them for life. Oh...you thought I was in here for speeding! Hell no, man, by "do a buck" I meant I was ass-raping a deer in front of the school!"
John: "What you in here for?"
Dave: "Double homicide."
John: "Small-timer, eh?"
Dave: "Yeah. How 'bout you?"
John: "I got caught doing a buck in a school zone."
Dave: "Shit dude, that's like 85 miles an hour over the speed limit! You could have killed some kids!"
John: "What? How would that kill any kids? Maybe traumatize them for life. Oh...you thought I was in here for speeding! Hell no, man, by "do a buck" I meant I was ass-raping a deer in front of the school!"
by Nick D November 12, 2005