dog meat

Something of inferior quality.

(in the car)
Radio: "I'm blue...I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy, I'm in need of a guy..."
Chris: "Lame..."
Radio: "MMMMBop! Ba-du-bop-a-du-bop-ba-du-bop-ba-du-bop..."
Chris: "Mother of God..."
(5 minutes later)
Radio: "He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy..."
Chris: "THAT'S ENOUGH!!! Turn this shit off! Why the hell are we listening to this dog meat?"

(in China)
Mom: "Hey kids, how does Fido taste?"
Kid: "Terrible...this is total dog meat. Why can't we have cat again like last night? Hey Jing Jong, pass the MSG."

by Nick D September 01, 2004

Chevy Caprice

One of the original pimpmobiles. A large, rectangular car with cloth seats that resemble sofas. The 1989 white model is generally considered the ultimate Caprice.

If you drive a white 1989 Chevy Caprice, you're probably either a pimp, a mobster, or a senior citizen.

by Nick D October 02, 2003

got sum teeth

The basic qualification that determines whether or not a one night stand was worth it when you wake up sober in the morning and see the skank without beer goggles.

"This my favorite song
I sing along when the DJ
And if I leave her tonight and I fall asleep
And I wake up
Hopefully she got sum teeth"
-Obie Trice, "Got Sum Teeth"

by Nick D February 13, 2004

two hole

Slang term for da butt.

(golf course)
Francois: "Do you mind if my partner and I play through to hole #2? Your party is taking quite a while on hole #1."
Steve: "Yeah I bet you can't wait to get to the two hole, fudge packer. Hope you get in a good putt from the rough or two over there."
Francois: "Oh, thtop it. You're tho thilly."

by Nick D October 11, 2005

run up

1) to suddenly approach someone
2) to ambulate quickly across an inclined surface
3) to accumulate

1) "What makes you think that I won't run up on you wit da nine?" -50 Cent
2) After I increased the incline on the treadmill, I really had to run up.
3) You took your bitch to Wendy's for you one year anniversary? Dag man better not run up too much money on the ol' credit card bills.

If you run up too big a debt to that loan shark, he'll probably run up on you. If I were you, I'd run up into the hills and not come back for awhile. Cracka.

by Nick D October 28, 2003

pocket rockets

A pair of aces in your hand, in a game of Texas Hold 'Em poker.

In "Rounders", Teddy KGB was dealt pocket rockets, with which he took down Matt Damon (A9) with an aces-over-nines boat to his nines-over-aces.

by Nick D November 24, 2003

the devil's left hand

Another name for gin.

Sam is such an alcoholic that the devil's left hand is pretty much a permanent extension of his left hand.

by Nick D April 03, 2004