Nick D's definitions

15 second challenge

A drinking feat in which a participant must down a shot of 80 proof or higher liquor, 12 oz. of real (not light) beer, and a 5 oz. glass of wine. Within 15 seconds.

"Hey, I just had four shots, four beers and four glasses of wine in a minute."
"Gee whiz! We should call that the 'One Minute Challenge!'"
"No, that's a dumb idea, fucker."
"Oh yeah."

by Nick D November 3, 2003

protein shake

A sexual act in which one person shoots jizz (a protein shot) into the other's mouth and then shake their head vigorously.

Gwen: "Let's get out of here and grab a beer."
Richard: "Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study til 11, 9 solid hours of sleep, protein shake in the morning."
(from 'Van Wilder')

by Nick D February 26, 2004

cat's PJs

Short for cat's pajamas, it basically means something very good. Synonym of the bomb diggity.

Jimmy really thought he was the cat's PJs after he landed that big job in can assembly while Will and I were still stuck working as bean counters like we had been the last 15 years.

by Nick D July 8, 2004

'rut

A shortened form of beirut, the world's greatest drinking game.

Pete: "Something's fishy here."
George: "Yeah, we need to get to the root of this problem."
Alcoholic in the corner: "WHAT!?! Did someone say 'rut? I'm playing!"
Pete: "He means 'root' as in the kind that grows on trees."
Alcoholic: "Oh." (passes out)

by Nick D May 24, 2004

Pimps up, hoes down

Dat's just da way it bes. Pimps on top all da way.

Give me my $5000 bitch and you can have this Swanson's dinner. Pimps up, hoez down.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

911 Challenge

the challenge at Cluck U Chicken where you get your picture on the wall and a T-shirt if you eat 12 of the hottest wings in the world in 10 mins w/o water...usually results in intense pain and an ER visit.

Cluck U Employee: "OK you made it, here's the T-shirt."
Friend: "Good job!"
You:
"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIT! SHUT UP!!! Get me some milk, food, napkins, water, pepto-bismol, etc etc...NOW BITCH!!! NOOOOOOOWWWWWW before I shoot this fucking hot wing sauce IN YOUR FUCKING EEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I'm going to DIIIEEE!"

by Nick D February 11, 2003

spam popsicle

Penis; cock; one-eyed monster. A synonym of meat popsicle.

Brenda had a fucking field day on my spam popsicle after I told her I had over 600 thumbs-up definitions on Urban Dictionary.

by Nick D November 1, 2005