bernie

Dead.
Comes from the "Weekend at Bernie's" movies where a couple of idiots drag their dead boss all over the place and convince people that he's alive.

"Oh yeah! This party is off the chain!"
"Shut up bitch. It's bernie, and I'm gonna be swayze."

"So how was Ermelinda in the sack last night?"
"Bernie, man. Like a cold, bernie fish."

"So I hear Grandpa Fred's been circling the drain lately. Did he buy the farm yet?"
"Hell yeah dogg, he's bernie. Cancer."

by Nick D October 27, 2003

tooken

alternative or ghetto form of "taken"

Dogg I got in a fight and got my shoes, coat, and hat tooken.

by Nick D February 15, 2003

O'Doul's

The most pointless beverage in the world: a non-alcoholic beer. If you're gonna drink fucking beer, take it like a man. O'Doul's actually has 0.5% alcohol, so if you can down about 100 you might feel a little buzz.

Jimmy drank 100 O'Doul's and was hospitalized for a water overdose...completely sober.

by Nick D November 11, 2003

jo mama

Your mom. Yo' mama.

Yo deez, tell jo mama to move her fat ass so there's room for my bike in your 3 car garage.

by Nick D February 08, 2003

7-up

the way a bitch deserves to be treated (a.k.a. not at all)

"I treat a bitch like 7-up: I never have I never will." -Snoop Dogg

by Nick D September 16, 2003

sport

the name your dad calls you by that makes you feel like a total loser, which you probably are anyway (synonyms: champ, chief, etc.)

"Hey sport, whaddya say your old man teaches you to throw the ol' ball around today."
"Dad, I'm an All-American pitcher at U of Texas."
"Oh sorry son, the ol' ticker ain't what it used to be."
"Dad, please, you're embarrassing me in front of my bitch."

by Nick D April 29, 2003

word on the street

1) A rumor going around; what everyone is saying.
2) A bastardization of "That's true, according to popular belief or my own opinion."

1) "Everyone talkin' about word on the street and what dat nigga said. I don't give a fuck about what dat nigga said. Ho ass niggaz talk to goddamn much. Stay to yo' own, get yo' own...beeotch!" -Snoop Dogg ("Bitch Niggaz")

2)
Bartholomew: "Man deez hoes only out to get da money. Gotta get they hair done and they nails done...damn dogg a playa just gotta get his nob slobbed sometimes. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks!"
Ebenezer: "Word on the street."

by Nick D October 29, 2003