Definitions by Nick D
the money
Renee: "Tom, you had me at hello. You.....complete.....me."
Tom: "Whatever bitch. Did you gain a couple pounds? Show me the money or get back to the street corner!"
Tom: "Whatever bitch. Did you gain a couple pounds? Show me the money or get back to the street corner!"
herbal refreshment
Weed, pot, chronic, kill, KB, marijuana, dope...whatever you want to call it. When you say this instead of one of those words, it's more subtle and adds some much needed variety to your pathetic stoner life.
Everyone meet at my house at exactly 4:20 PM on the 20th day of April. Drinks are on the house and so is the herbal refreshment. (sounds high class and refined, doesn't it?)
herbal refreshment by Nick D April 26, 2003
purple sock
The common name for a medical condition in which the rectum becomes inverted and is extruded through the anus. This is a very painful condition which is generally the result of vigorous anal sex. It is called a "purple sock" because that is the best description for how the inverted rectum looks. (see also ass tulip)
Dr. Smith suspected his wife was seeing another man when she started coming home at 4 AM, suddenly had an intense anal fetish, and showed up in his ER one night with a purple sock. It ended up the "other man" was in fact a horse.
purple sock by Nick D April 25, 2003
person of the pasty persuasion
person of the pasty persuasion by Nick D April 24, 2003
It itches.
"Shit dogg I heard you banged Lil' Kim last weekend. She's a nasty slut and all, but she's pretty hot and has a nice rack. What you gotta say for yo' self playa?"
"It itches."
"It itches."
It itches. by Nick D April 19, 2003
erection
casper
"Fo shizzle my nizzle, what's izzup in da hizzle? Let's hit up club one-twizzle and show doze bizzles how to sizzuck a dizzle, fo sheezy..."
"Shut up, casper. Go back to your big brick house in the suburbs and have your wine and cheese."
"Shut up, casper. Go back to your big brick house in the suburbs and have your wine and cheese."