Double-bagging it with that dirty ho saved me from getting AIDS and syphilis, but unfortunately I still ended up with gonorrhea, herpes, hepatitis B, C, P, and W, crabs, lobsters, and shrimp.
by Nick D December 03, 2003
Get the double-bag it mug.Marty really got screwed over that jaywalking charge when the judge threw the book at him and gave him a life sentence in the federal do-me-in-the-ass prison.
by Nick D August 26, 2004
Get the throw the book at mug.Burger punk: "Double baco cheeseburger...it's for a cop."
Rod Farva: "What the hell was that all about? You gonna spit in it now?"
Burger punk: "No, I was just telling him that so he makes it extra good......Uh, don't spit in that cop's burger."
(she spits)
Carson Daly: "What was that, bitch? If that was supposed to be for a cop I would have had Carl fuckin' Winslow come over and suck it."
Christina Aguilera: "I just don't like the taste of it, OK?"
Carson Daly: "WHAT!?!? Is Carson Daly gonna have to choke a bitch!?!?"
Rod Farva: "What the hell was that all about? You gonna spit in it now?"
Burger punk: "No, I was just telling him that so he makes it extra good......Uh, don't spit in that cop's burger."
(she spits)
Carson Daly: "What was that, bitch? If that was supposed to be for a cop I would have had Carl fuckin' Winslow come over and suck it."
Christina Aguilera: "I just don't like the taste of it, OK?"
Carson Daly: "WHAT!?!? Is Carson Daly gonna have to choke a bitch!?!?"
by Nick D April 25, 2004
Get the it's for a cop mug.Describes, literally, any person or animal that can ambulate using legs or related appendages. Generally though it is used as the epitome of low standards in the selection of a mate of the opposite sex.
We all knew Ray would fuck anything that walks and swore by the saying pussy ain't got no face. But he outdid even himself when he was arrested for sneaking into Sea World with intent to engage in intercourse with the female dolphins.
by Nick D August 18, 2004
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Ja Rule: "Nigga why you laughing at me? I'm gonna shoot yo wanksta ass for the 10th time...HOLLA!"
50 Cent: "You dumb cookie monster-ass bitch! That shit ain't loaded! HAHAHA! But this here gun is, motherfucker! I think about the game and what it's like and WHAT WOULD IT BE WITHOUT YOU?!!!" (BANG BANG!)
50 Cent: "You dumb cookie monster-ass bitch! That shit ain't loaded! HAHAHA! But this here gun is, motherfucker! I think about the game and what it's like and WHAT WOULD IT BE WITHOUT YOU?!!!" (BANG BANG!)
by Nick D May 30, 2003
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Get the put it on me mug.Pete: "Whats up Kevin."
Kevin: "Nothing, whats up with you?"
Pete: "Nothing."
Kevin: "Hey, guess what I did last night. I met a dirty Japanese whore at 2 AM and got my nob slopped for $10."
Pete: "That's cool."
(long, awkward silence)
Kevin: "So......what did you do last night?"
Pete: "Oh not too much. I rented an Escalade on 22's from Enterprise, wore my throwback and du-rag, and pretended I was getting a deal with Shady Records. I must have nailed at least 6 or 7 dumb hood rat bitches."
Kevin: "That's the ticket."
Kevin: "Nothing, whats up with you?"
Pete: "Nothing."
Kevin: "Hey, guess what I did last night. I met a dirty Japanese whore at 2 AM and got my nob slopped for $10."
Pete: "That's cool."
(long, awkward silence)
Kevin: "So......what did you do last night?"
Pete: "Oh not too much. I rented an Escalade on 22's from Enterprise, wore my throwback and du-rag, and pretended I was getting a deal with Shady Records. I must have nailed at least 6 or 7 dumb hood rat bitches."
Kevin: "That's the ticket."
by Nick D September 26, 2003
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