sport

the name your dad calls you by that makes you feel like a total loser, which you probably are anyway (synonyms: champ, chief, etc.)

"Hey sport, whaddya say your old man teaches you to throw the ol' ball around today."
"Dad, I'm an All-American pitcher at U of Texas."
"Oh sorry son, the ol' ticker ain't what it used to be."
"Dad, please, you're embarrassing me in front of my bitch."

by Nick D April 29, 2003

double chuck

In addition to the poker hand, this term also means to chuck it in her twice, i.e. double penetration.

Rob: "Full house! What, bitch!?!!"
Bob: "Double chuck! I win! Who da man!?!?"
Rob: "Speaking of double chuck, the mailman and I double chucked your ho-bag wife yesterday. Looks like I'm the real winner."
Bob: "Why that skank-ass whore-ass cock-a-minute slut bag. Looks like you are the winner! WWWWWhaat do we have for him, Johnny? Oooooh, you win showcase #3...genital warts, chlamydia, and crabs! Hope you have yourself a field day with that, motherfucker!"

by Nick D November 01, 2005

run the table

To keep winning a game (beirut, beer pong, pool/billiards, checkers) so that you stay on the table and opponents keep coming like lambs to the slaughter.

Last night Simon and I ran the beirut table and groupies were eyeing us like a kid in a candy store.

by Nick D July 12, 2004

cabbage

Ghetto slang for a coronary artery bypass graft (CABG), a common surgery for those who have suffered a heart attack or have certain chronic cardiac defects.

Mike: "Ni'a I'm gonna blast my gat and it's gonna fuck you up so bad the ER doctors are gonna have to do a double-cabbage on yo' bitch ass."
Jamal: "Fool don't trip. My crew gonna run up on you so quick you could potentially suffer a myocardial infarction and I'll bust a cap so far up in yo' shit that it removing it is a surgical improbability and thus it could potentially result in chronic lead poisoning as the bullet gradually decomposes in yo' trick-ass body. BITCH!"

by Nick D September 01, 2004

man up

To play man-to-man defense in a basketball game.

Timid Timothy pissed his pants when the coach told him that he'd have to man up against Shaq.

by Nick D May 17, 2004

waste your flavor

To cramp your style or disrespect someone, making the person look like a little bitch, or anything less than a pimp.

Kenny: "...and then I was jockin' all the fly bitches and deez hoes were all up on my nuts and I was like 'Which one of you ladies is gonna get a ride on the old Ken-meister Express?' HELLLLZ YEAH!"
Steve: "Shut the fuck up man, you're all talk."
Kenny: "Sheeeeeiiit man why you always gotta be wastin' my flava??? Beeeotch I oughta blast gats on yo ass!"
Steve: "You do know you're white, right?"

by Nick D October 26, 2004

donut

Cop food. That's why the motherfuckers are such fat pigs.

You know what's the stupidest way a cracka ever got himself killed? Trying to rob a Dunkin' Donuts. Before he could say "Hand over the money!", about 10 cops who were all eating there shot his dumb ass. They done turned that fool into Krispy Kreme.

by Nick D May 28, 2003