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Mike: "So Worm, how are the boys upstate treatin' you?"
Worm: "Not so good. I dropped the soap yesterday."
Mike: "Ouch. So some guy showed you HIS worm?"
Worm: "Not exactly. I didn't see it, but I sure as hell felt it."
Mike: "Awwww shiiiiit. You'd better get some ice for that."
Worm: "Not so good. I dropped the soap yesterday."
Mike: "Ouch. So some guy showed you HIS worm?"
Worm: "Not exactly. I didn't see it, but I sure as hell felt it."
Mike: "Awwww shiiiiit. You'd better get some ice for that."
by Nick D February 11, 2004
Get the boys upstatemug. 1) Something given to someone when that person is leaving so that he or she may enjoy it during the trip home.
2) The act of shooting jizz in a girl's eye and then leaving quickly during the ensuing confusion.
2) The act of shooting jizz in a girl's eye and then leaving quickly during the ensuing confusion.
1)
"Say, this party is swell but my mother says I must return home by ten o'clock. It's a darn shame though, that apple juice you're serving here is terrific."
"Gee, buddy, I'm really sorry you have to leave so soon. Here, take a cup of juice for the road."
2)
The bitch was giving me a mean hummer, but I had to be going, so I shot off a couple in her mouth and then pulled out and left her with one for the road.
"Say, this party is swell but my mother says I must return home by ten o'clock. It's a darn shame though, that apple juice you're serving here is terrific."
"Gee, buddy, I'm really sorry you have to leave so soon. Here, take a cup of juice for the road."
2)
The bitch was giving me a mean hummer, but I had to be going, so I shot off a couple in her mouth and then pulled out and left her with one for the road.
by Nick D February 16, 2004
Get the one for the roadmug. Little Timmy: "Hello sir, would you like some lemonade? It's only 50 cents."
Mr. Sanchez: "50 cents? You kidding me? How about 25?"
Little Timmy: "Sorry sir, no can do."
Mr. Sanchez: "Listen you little punk. You give me that there lemonade for this here quarter or you're in for a whoopin', y'hear?"
Little Timmy: "But..."
Mr. Sanchez: (kicks kid's wagon) "Listen you little shit! Give me that fucking lemonade NOW!"
Little Timmy: "You broke my wagon!"
Mr. Sanchez: "Oh I'll fix your wagon all right."
Little Timmy: "Awwwww shit nigga you done fucked up my whip, now you goin' down boy!"
Mr. Sanchez: "What the..."
(kid breaks out brass knuckles and fixes Mr. Sanchez's wagon)
Mr. Sanchez: "50 cents? You kidding me? How about 25?"
Little Timmy: "Sorry sir, no can do."
Mr. Sanchez: "Listen you little punk. You give me that there lemonade for this here quarter or you're in for a whoopin', y'hear?"
Little Timmy: "But..."
Mr. Sanchez: (kicks kid's wagon) "Listen you little shit! Give me that fucking lemonade NOW!"
Little Timmy: "You broke my wagon!"
Mr. Sanchez: "Oh I'll fix your wagon all right."
Little Timmy: "Awwwww shit nigga you done fucked up my whip, now you goin' down boy!"
Mr. Sanchez: "What the..."
(kid breaks out brass knuckles and fixes Mr. Sanchez's wagon)
by Nick D September 27, 2005
Get the fix your wagonmug. A ridiculous alternative way to say "have sex." Originated from Juvenile's song "Slow Motion" (2004).
The sexy way in which Penelope operated the binary output flip-flop switch in electrical engineering lab made Bartholomew want to hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerking.
by Nick D October 28, 2004
Get the hop up on top and start jiggy-jiggy-jerkingmug. Scott: "How'd last night go?"
Zach: "Things were going well for awhile? I took Nina upstairs and she told me she wanted me to stick it to her."
Scott: "Not bad. So did you beat it up or what?"
Zach: "No. She really freaked out when I brought out the Krazy glue."
Scott: "You fucking idiot. She didn't mean it literally."
Zach: "Oh, shit."
Zach: "Things were going well for awhile? I took Nina upstairs and she told me she wanted me to stick it to her."
Scott: "Not bad. So did you beat it up or what?"
Zach: "No. She really freaked out when I brought out the Krazy glue."
Scott: "You fucking idiot. She didn't mean it literally."
Zach: "Oh, shit."
by Nick D July 5, 2004
Get the stick it to hermug. to be on the giving end of a sexual encounter (short for "beat up the pussy" or for you fudge packers and freaks out there "beat up the ass").
My favorite pick-up line (always works):
"Hey baby, mind if I BEAT THAT UP?!?"
"OK"
Last night I pulled the old beat up and beat up maneuver. I saw this fly ass bitch walking down the street with this scrawny ass scrub. So I hit that motherfucker in the face and kicked him 17 times (beat him up) and then I took his ho back to my place and, well, to put it bluntly, I beat it up.
"Hey baby, mind if I BEAT THAT UP?!?"
"OK"
Last night I pulled the old beat up and beat up maneuver. I saw this fly ass bitch walking down the street with this scrawny ass scrub. So I hit that motherfucker in the face and kicked him 17 times (beat him up) and then I took his ho back to my place and, well, to put it bluntly, I beat it up.
by Nick D September 8, 2003
Get the beat it upmug.