Nick 's definitions

barfunkel

(n.)The miniature orgasm one experiences after urination.
Often accompanied by a short tremor or shaking.
Typically, barfunkels procede extremely volumous urination.
Highly common among individuals experiencing alcohol intoxication.

Barfunkel experience among females is unknown.

woah... just took a piss and had a crazy barfunkel

by nick June 16, 2006

A Final Fantasy

An act where a hospital hires a whore for a dying patient for 3 hours. No more, no less.

Mrs. Ramsey only had 3 days to live, so Suburban General Hospital granted her a final fantasy.

by Nick December 20, 2004

penophobic

uncontrollable fear of the penis

my wife is very penophobic

by Nick December 25, 2004

lvoe

The girl that I love. I swear, I will marry her someday.

I love my lvoe. she touches legs mighty good.

by nick February 12, 2005

toastwich

A sandwich made of toasted bread.

I think i'll make a butter and jelly toastwich.

by Nick May 13, 2005

Stonecold Cad Cad

A Yhetti of such massive size that the earth shakes when he walks. His penis is not in proportion with his body though. It is very small.

"Oh my GOD! Look at that guy! His penis is so small!"

by Nick September 2, 2003

poon daddy

one who is a poon, usually a small kid with a mole.

Ross, you are a poondaddy

by Nick April 11, 2005