Universery

I have a Universery degree in poetry about birds!

It's nap time at the Universery!

by Newton Orchid December 11, 2018

Momcert

A concert mostly attended by moms.

How was Celine Dion?
Not bad, but it was a bit of a momcert.

by Newton Orchid September 25, 2017

Ghost toast

When you make a piece of toast from bread and put it somewhere and never find it. Where does it go?

I made toast and now I cannot find it. It is ghost toast I guess.

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Devil's Toothpick

Drinking game popularized at Georgia Prep in the 1980s. Not a weird sex thing.

Wow, Bart O'Kavanaugh and Squi went pretty wild last night. After they finished ralphing, they did the devil's toothpick

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Porkxedo

Tuxedo, but is made of pork.

Do not touch my porkxedo, it is a rental.

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Cushion Pusher

Not dirty. Literally a professional who has the job of pushing cushions around. Not about sex.

My father, and my father's father before him and now me. We have all worked as cushion pusher.

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Trimp

Small fingers and penis combination.

How's your new man, Lois?
We broke up, he was kinda a Trimp.
Oh yuck, that means small hands and penis

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018