Newton Orchid's definitions

Devil's Egg

Haunted/cursed Faberge purchased from an estate sale where the person died in a scary way, like in a very thrilling horror movie.

Nice Faberge!

Do not go near it. It is a cursed devil's egg.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Schlongest

Alternative spelling of longest, used often during Billy Joel karaoke.

Whoa, oh oh oh, for the schlongest time.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Pantaloonatic

Crazy guy in old-timey pants.

Must be a full moon, so many pantaloonatics are out tonight.

by Newton Orchid November 16, 2018

Vladimir Fruitin

Person who partakes in a high fruit diet

Hello Marsha, would you like some doughnuts?
No thank you, I am a real Vladimir Fruitin this month.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Magic meatballs

Meatballs, but they give you powers like flying and walking through walls. Very tasty and low carbohydrates.

The next thing I knew I was flying around the city and I had laser eyes. Those were some very magic meatballs.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Slim Eddie

Edible marijuana that does not work very well

How was that edible marijuana, Fran.

Not very good. It did not work. It was a real Slim Eddie, if you know what I mean.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Poly Shore

Polyamorous person who is single because they have odd manners of speech and dress.

Oh wow, look at this Poly Shore, he will always be single and not in an ethical polyamorous relationship like he desires because he keeps saying things like "buuuuuudy."

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018