Smorking

Verb: to smork a smigarette.

I wish I could quit smorking! It is so addictive.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Croc Rock

Rock music for people in sensible rubber shoes.

Dave Matthews is the best. He does my favourite croc rock

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Lollysnogger

A very good time, usually involving model trains

Last night was amazing. I played with my train set and also had some sodas and also some food. What a lollysnogger of a time!

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Barfaroni

You have the flu and you try to have some nice boyardee but you throw up everywhere and need to lie down again.

I tried to eat some boyardee but it was just a barfaroni session. I am sick.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Van Goghnuts

Doughnuts but very artisanal.

I am very classy so I eat Van Goghnuts

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Skrunk

You are getting very intoxicated, but the marijuana is very poor quality.

I wanted to get crunk, but this weed is so bad I think I will end up skrunk instead. I have a headache.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Masturdate

A very good date, but you are all alone.

Had the greatest masturdate this weekend! I even "scored."

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018