Definitions by Newton Orchid

Drench fries 

Frwnch fries, but with too much vinnegar

Look at all this vinnegar! I ordered French fries, not Drench fries

Drench fries by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Ghost toast 

When you make a piece of toast from bread and put it somewhere and never find it. Where does it go?

I made toast and now I cannot find it. It is ghost toast I guess.

Ghost toast by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Spin the Fish 

Spin the bottle game, but you are out of bottle so use fish instead

You have to kiss Sophie! Those are the rules of spin the fish!

Spin the Fish by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Baneener 

Banana, but older. Sold at a discount and is probably very squishy.

I am too poor for bananas but I can still afford half a baneener

Baneener by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Skrunk 

You are getting very intoxicated, but the marijuana is very poor quality.

I wanted to get crunk, but this weed is so bad I think I will end up skrunk instead. I have a headache.

Skrunk by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Poly Shore 

Polyamorous person who is single because they have odd manners of speech and dress.

Oh wow, look at this Poly Shore, he will always be single and not in an ethical polyamorous relationship like he desires because he keeps saying things like "buuuuuudy."

Poly Shore by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Smock Drawer 

Sock drawer for your smocks. A sign of elegance, taste, and class.

Every visitor to my home is permitted to wear one of my smocks. Please select one to your liking from my smock drawer.

Smock Drawer by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018