Definitions by Newton Orchid

Devil's Egg 

Haunted/cursed Faberge purchased from an estate sale where the person died in a scary way, like in a very thrilling horror movie.

Nice Faberge!

Do not go near it. It is a cursed devil's egg.

Devil's Egg by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Baheena 

Beautiful and rare bathroom towel.

Hey man, once you try a baheena, you'll never go back to drying your wet body with napkins.

Baheena by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Brotester 

Will go to political protest, but never alone, only with some bros.

Jamie is a bit of a brotester - he only seems medium interested in the cause, I think he's just here to hang out and show off his porkxedo.

Brotester by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Slim Eddie 

Edible marijuana that does not work very well

How was that edible marijuana, Fran.

Not very good. It did not work. It was a real Slim Eddie, if you know what I mean.

Slim Eddie by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Hatsplatter 

A bird popped on your hat, so now you have a hatsplatter.

Can be any stain on hat, bird or not

Oh, whiskers, I believe I've just been hatsplattered!

Hatsplatter by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Knews 

News that everyone already know about. That's the joke.

And in other knews, water is pretty pretty wet.

Knews by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Frayonce Knowles

Frayed pants, but fashionable and does not look like poor people pants.

Whoa, Frayonce Knowles, look at those fashionably frayed pantlegs. That looks very expensive and not for poor people

Frayonce Knowles by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018