50 definitions by Newton Orchid

Devil's Egg

Haunted/cursed Faberge purchased from an estate sale where the person died in a scary way, like in a very thrilling horror movie.

Nice Faberge!

Do not go near it. It is a cursed devil's egg.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

A conspiracy meant to make someone look very bad.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Frayed pants, but fashionable and does not look like poor people pants.

Whoa, Frayonce Knowles, look at those fashionably frayed pantlegs. That looks very expensive and not for poor people

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Person who partakes in a high fruit diet

Hello Marsha, would you like some doughnuts?
No thank you, I am a real Vladimir Fruitin this month.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

I have a Universery degree in poetry about birds!

It's nap time at the Universery!

by Newton Orchid December 11, 2018

Superior underpants for people at the cutting edge of comfort and style

Why would you wear anything other than wunderpants?

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

When you make a piece of toast from bread and put it somewhere and never find it. Where does it go?

I made toast and now I cannot find it. It is ghost toast I guess.

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018