Definitions by New Fred

Gaytriot

A homosexual who is a true patriot.

He was a flamboyant infantry man who died for his country; a true gaytriot.

Gaytriot by New Fred February 29, 2024

sharting shortstop

A shortstop that sharts.

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.

sharting shortstop by New Fred December 25, 2022

Schlibble

A little bit of something.

The restaurant owner offered me a schlibble of his latest culinary delight for my opinion.

Schlibble by New Fred November 3, 2022

tenionaire

Tenionaire (n). People who have amassed $10 million in Net Worth.

Rationale for word: Seems like a big jump from millionaire to billionaire, so tenionaire can be used as a more specific way to describe wealth.

How was a millionaire at age 20, a tenionaire at 25 and I wouldn’t be surprised if he becomes a billionaire by 40.

tenionaire by New Fred October 17, 2020

deliverancing

Deliverancing: Humiliating someone in a demeaning and dehumanizing way. Origin: the movie deliverance when Ned Beatty is forced to squeal like a pig by the local rednecks.

The psychotic boss was deliverancing his new employee in front of his peers for being 1 minute late to work.

deliverancing by New Fred October 1, 2020

sychophanticide 

Noun: career destruction due to justifying or not strongly refuting the random, dangerous musings of an unhinged narcissistic leader.

Dr Birx committed sychophanticide when she didn’t refute Trump’s dangerous medical musings.

sychophanticide by New Fred April 25, 2020

Cobramacare 

When COBRA government mandated health insurance meets Obamacare.

With Obamacare being dismantled, they should launch cobramacare, a combination of Cobra benefits and what’s left of Obamacare.

Cobramacare by New Fred August 17, 2019