Definitions by New English

Saving Christmas 

The theme for every annoying holiday movie that comes out on Christmas. This is annoying because Christmas has become so commercial that there is no way it is in danger of being lost.

Tonight, the story of the sewer rat who saved Christmas.

This ant is saving Christmas.

Saving Christmas by New English December 14, 2009

holiday movie season

These are the movies released during the holiday season. They usually are released from about the second week of November to the third week of December, sometimes even on Christmas Day. These movies are usually family-friendly (and often holiday-themed) movies but may also be movies that are Oscar-worthy. This and the summer blockbuster season are the two most important in Hollywood.

Family-friendly movies such as those in the "Harry Potter" and "Chronicles of Narnia" movies are released during the holiday movie season. Oscar winners like "Titanic" are also released at this time.

holiday movie season by New English December 14, 2009

Target 

A store that prides itself as being "upscale" but it is a horrible company to work for. All of the employees have some stupid abbreviation for their title. There are three types of people who work in Target; the loyalists who have a bulls eye tattooed on their asses, the people who are biding their time in between jobs, and the most tragic, the broken-spirited people who do not have the will to look for another job and take the abuse. The GSTLs are the worst people as they are drunk on their own power. The store manager is usually a figurehead. This company is like something straight out of Dickens. On top of all of this, the stores are so inefficiently run that it is a mystery that it maintains corporate status.

Target should be avoided due to its treatment of employees.

Target by New English June 6, 2009

Post Poop Piss 

This is the urination directly after a bowel movement. It is a pleasant feeling and you are truly relieved after that.

I took a huge shit after getting to the motel room. When I finished I had a post poop piss. I feel truly relieved.

Post Poop Piss by New English May 6, 2009

Post Poop Fart

This is the fart that is released after a massive dump. It is an all-clear sign that you are emptied out.

He had to shit after eating at the buffet. He then released a post poop fart when he got out of the bathroom.

Post Poop Fart by New English May 6, 2009

poop

This is what it is called when people who have a litter of kids have more. This is true when they cannot support them themselves but rely on welfare to support them. These families are called breeder families.

Both parents were unemployed and they had four kids but they went ahead and pooped out another.

poop by New English May 3, 2009

breeder family

These are people who do not have money to support even one child but instead keep having more and more, relying on taxpayer money to support themselves.

That family lives in a trailer and has six kids. They are a true breeder family.

breeder family by New English May 3, 2009