4 definitions by Nesquik Guy
Sam - "Brittney packed a gram of the finest nuggets right into my dick. Shit hurt but I was drunk as fuck and told her to snort it, too."
Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."
Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."
by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023
When you spill Nesquik on the counter and snort it for lack of having something else to clean it up with.
My usual 3am chocolate milk run was almost foiled when I overfilled the glass with Nesquik. I didn't have napkins so I D-dimer'd that shit up.
by Nesquik Guy December 17, 2021
Bringing a piss-filled condom to a water balloon fight to use against the opposing team, exacting critical damage and ending the war.
Trojan refers to the brand of condom and references "Trojan horse".
Trojan refers to the brand of condom and references "Trojan horse".
My birthday party was cut short when the water balloon fight ended with a Trojan Chuck 'n Run. Everyone was covered in piss and disappoinment. Even the cake was ruined.
by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023
When you're dancing with that lyin' cheatin' stealin' fuckin' whore, you knock'er down, beat'er down, and kick'er teeth in. The Battery Boogie.
At the Lodge "Joe your wife is dancing with that older man over there"
"Come here Linda, let's do the Battery Boogie!"
"Come here Linda, let's do the Battery Boogie!"
by Nesquik Guy March 29, 2023