Definitions by Nesquik Guy

The Battery Boogie 

When you're dancing with that lyin' cheatin' stealin' fuckin' whore, you knock'er down, beat'er down, and kick'er teeth in. The Battery Boogie.

At the Lodge "Joe your wife is dancing with that older man over there"

"Come here Linda, let's do the Battery Boogie!"

The Battery Boogie by Nesquik Guy March 29, 2023

Trojan Chuck 'n Run 

Bringing a piss-filled condom to a water balloon fight to use against the opposing team, exacting critical damage and ending the war.

Trojan refers to the brand of condom and references "Trojan horse".

My birthday party was cut short when the water balloon fight ended with a Trojan Chuck 'n Run. Everyone was covered in piss and disappoinment. Even the cake was ruined.

Trojan Chuck 'n Run by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023

Columbian Musket Loader

The act of packing cocaine into an erect penis.

Sam - "Brittney packed a gram of the finest nuggets right into my dick. Shit hurt but I was drunk as fuck and told her to snort it, too."

Ray - "She pulled the ol' Columbian Musket Loader on ya. Brutal."

Columbian Musket Loader by Nesquik Guy February 25, 2023

D-dimer 

When you spill Nesquik on the counter and snort it for lack of having something else to clean it up with.

My usual 3am chocolate milk run was almost foiled when I overfilled the glass with Nesquik. I didn't have napkins so I D-dimer'd that shit up.

D-dimer by Nesquik Guy December 16, 2021