Definitions by Nerd Junior
Surprise Package
The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force and quantity the semen in question proceeds through the givers nose, surprising them.
Surprise Package by Nerd Junior July 16, 2008
Candy Cane
The act of a male receiving oral sex and his testicles continually slapping against the chin of the giving party.
Is comparable to a candy cane in that, when you eat a candy cane the little "hook" at the end gets closer and eventually hits your chin.
Is comparable to a candy cane in that, when you eat a candy cane the little "hook" at the end gets closer and eventually hits your chin.
Candy Cane by Nerd Junior July 16, 2008
Surprise Package
The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force the semen erupts out of the givers mouth and nose, surprising them.
Dude, Michelle was blowing me last night dude, I told her I was going to cum but she just kept going, I gave her the biggest surprise package. She was fucking pissed!
Surprise Package by Nerd Junior April 16, 2006
Surprise Package
The act of receiving oral copulation and ejaculating with such force the semen shoots out the givers' mouth and nose
"Dude, Mara was giving me head and she got a fucking surprise package. She was so pissed at me dude!"
Surprise Package by Nerd Junior April 13, 2006