Definitions by Nekhbet

Oinker 

Used broadly as a derogatory term for retail customers, meaning stupid, entitled, rude and especially messy. An oinker is a person who is painfully average and who seems to have a disregard for people and public spaces, only worrying about themselves and never giving the time of day. "Hello?" Forget it. "Tip?" Never. "Excuse me?" Nope. "Apologies?" Hilarious. "I'll clean up after myself?" Pigs don't clean up after themselves, and neither do oinkers.

In simpler terms, an oinker is nothing but a pig. An immature, unremarkable, annoying, selfish pig.

"I wanted to keep talking to my coworker, but those oinkers started giving us a hard time over the wait. And then they made a mess of their table when they were done!"

Oinker by Nekhbet April 5, 2025

Camo 

A slang term for marijuana.

"Ay man, I brought some camo! Got a light?"

Camo by Nekhbet August 26, 2023

Staeike 

A universal human slur, derived from the word monkey and the Latin roots for "human," "nothing," "ape" and "shit." When you call someone a staeike, you say that they are a worthless primitive piece of shit; that they may as well not exist, because there wouldn't be a difference.

Pronounced "stike," rhymes with "bike."

"Everyone ignored him until he called Joe a staeike; he got the beating of his lifetime!"

Staeike by Nekhbet August 26, 2023

Jiq 

That one insufferable asshat who, when they need to support an argument (which usually sucks), only searches for things that already agree with them. They weed out all the information they WANT you to see in order to prove themselves right. Pronounced "Jick".

Making jiq's freeze up is easy... Any basic research will do.

Jiq by Nekhbet April 19, 2020