Adhoring

When celebrities constantly attempt to be at the forefront of tabloid newspapers. An amalgamation of advertising and being a whore.

That Jordan, she's always adhoring herself!

by Neil Mahoney July 18, 2007

Beaved

To be totally and utterly out of it, either stones or very drunk

"I can't believe how much we have smoked, I'm totally beaved!"

by Neil Mahoney December 09, 2008

mouse napkin

bits of toilet paper found in a womans vagina during oral sex

"Not again! I was down on this bird and she had a mouse napkin hidden in her hole!"

by Neil Mahoney October 13, 2007

sploinburger

A word used when an expletive is deemed too harsh and you need a quick escape word to help you out. It's a substitue word.

"You are such a sploinburger"

by Neil Mahoney August 27, 2007

smufficated

When a lady is on top and a man (or woman) performs oral sex, the woman relaxes her legs too much and the man (or woman) can hardly breath.

Jesus Christ, this bird was sitting on my face and smufficated me!

by Neil Mahoney September 23, 2007