5 definitions by Neil Mahoney

smufficated

When a lady is on top and a man (or woman) performs oral sex, the woman relaxes her legs too much and the man (or woman) can hardly breath.

Jesus Christ, this bird was sitting on my face and smufficated me!

by Neil Mahoney September 10, 2007

When celebrities constantly attempt to be at the forefront of tabloid newspapers. An amalgamation of advertising and being a whore.

That Jordan, she's always adhoring herself!

by Neil Mahoney June 21, 2007

bits of toilet paper found in a womans vagina during oral sex

"Not again! I was down on this bird and she had a mouse napkin hidden in her hole!"

by Neil Mahoney September 28, 2007

To be totally and utterly out of it, either stones or very drunk

"I can't believe how much we have smoked, I'm totally beaved!"

by Neil Mahoney October 17, 2008

A word used when an expletive is deemed too harsh and you need a quick escape word to help you out. It's a substitue word.

"You are such a sploinburger"

by Neil Mahoney August 22, 2007