Definitions by Neil Mahoney

Beaved 

To be totally and utterly out of it, either stones or very drunk

"I can't believe how much we have smoked, I'm totally beaved!"

Beaved by Neil Mahoney December 9, 2008

mouse napkin 

bits of toilet paper found in a womans vagina during oral sex

"Not again! I was down on this bird and she had a mouse napkin hidden in her hole!"

mouse napkin by Neil Mahoney October 13, 2007

smufficated 

When a lady is on top and a man (or woman) performs oral sex, the woman relaxes her legs too much and the man (or woman) can hardly breath.

Jesus Christ, this bird was sitting on my face and smufficated me!

smufficated by Neil Mahoney September 23, 2007

sploinburger 

A word used when an expletive is deemed too harsh and you need a quick escape word to help you out. It's a substitue word.

"You are such a sploinburger"

sploinburger by Neil Mahoney August 27, 2007

Adhoring 

When celebrities constantly attempt to be at the forefront of tabloid newspapers. An amalgamation of advertising and being a whore.

That Jordan, she's always adhoring herself!

Adhoring by Neil Mahoney July 18, 2007