Nedd Ludd's definitions
(GLOW-bowl KAHM-unz) noun. natural resources (such as pure water and clean air) that should be provided for everyone free of charge, regardless of socioeconomic status for they belong, worldwide, to everyone- EQUALLY!
sane person: "If Suez, the conglomerate that fucked up Atlanta's water and sewer system, hooks up with Omni-tems and the neo cons the global commons is truly in jeopardy."
another sane person: "They would like nothing better than the privatization of everything.
sane person: "Yeah, the next thing you know they will be selling us air!"
another sane person: "Well, it's like Lenin said, 'The decline of capitalism leads to fascism.'"
another sane person: "They would like nothing better than the privatization of everything.
sane person: "Yeah, the next thing you know they will be selling us air!"
another sane person: "Well, it's like Lenin said, 'The decline of capitalism leads to fascism.'"
by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005
Get the global commonsmug. (TOCKS ick GUM bow) adj. in reference to the foul, fetid, putrid, industrially polluted, bloated corpse filled flood waters that innundated 'soup bowl' shaped New Orleans for weeks after the damage from Hurricane Katrina caused the unsafe levee system to fail miserably
evacuee on roof 1: Gee, I wouldn't drink that water if I were you.
evacuee on roof 2: Why not? I'm thirsty as hell.
evacuee on roof 1: It looks like toxic gumbo to me. Wait for FEMA to rescue us. They'll be here soon.
evacuee on roof 2: I think I saw them over at the nursing home.
evacuee on roof 2: Why not? I'm thirsty as hell.
evacuee on roof 1: It looks like toxic gumbo to me. Wait for FEMA to rescue us. They'll be here soon.
evacuee on roof 2: I think I saw them over at the nursing home.
by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005
Get the toxic gumbomug. an ARE-me of too adj. refers to the words written across a tight tee-shirt of a woman with large breasts
dude 1: Holy fuck! Check out that bitch with the boobs!
dude 2: Fuck ME!
dude 1: No shit. What the fuck does her tee-shirt say on it man?
dude 2: It says "An Army of Two!"
dude 1: Cool.
dude 2: Totally cool.
dude 2: Fuck ME!
dude 1: No shit. What the fuck does her tee-shirt say on it man?
dude 2: It says "An Army of Two!"
dude 1: Cool.
dude 2: Totally cool.
by Nedd Ludd July 29, 2008
Get the An Army of Twomug. (SIR-cut gurl) noun. any gay man, although often butch in appearance is actually a screaming queen, that makes the rounds of the circuit party scene.
Ted: Euwww girl! Look a you! Where do you think your going? Is the circus in town?
Tod: Weelll miss, I'm going to the party at the Troc then to the End Up.
Ted: Oh Puleeze Miss Thing! Stawp it! Who are you tryin' ta fool in that get up? Everyone KNOWS you're just a big ol' queen.
Tod: Yeah, well maybe I'll meet a nice top.
Ted: Right! You're nothin' but a circuit girl.
Tod: So?
Tod: Weelll miss, I'm going to the party at the Troc then to the End Up.
Ted: Oh Puleeze Miss Thing! Stawp it! Who are you tryin' ta fool in that get up? Everyone KNOWS you're just a big ol' queen.
Tod: Yeah, well maybe I'll meet a nice top.
Ted: Right! You're nothin' but a circuit girl.
Tod: So?
by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005
Get the circuit girlmug. 1337 (THURE-teen thur-tee-SEV-en)n. 1:37PM military time
Ted: "Tod, what time do you have to leave for your appointment?"
Tod: "What time is it now Ted?"
Ted: "Why Tod, It's exactly 1337!"
Tod: "Oh shit, I'm gonna be late."
Tod: "What time is it now Ted?"
Ted: "Why Tod, It's exactly 1337!"
Tod: "Oh shit, I'm gonna be late."
by Nedd Ludd July 23, 2006
Get the 1337mug.