Ned Burchfiel's definitions

faux g

When your phone says that it has service but it turns out when you try to use it that it doesn't. A combination of 4G and 'faux' for fake.

*Sees 4 bars on phone display*
*Opens web browser, only to find there's no internet*
"Oh darn, looks like my phone has faux g reception right now"

by Ned Burchfiel December 2, 2021

Obamowned

A state is "Obamowned" in a primary or caucus when Barack Obama wins it in a landslide victory over Hillary Clinton. Variations of the term include Obamown and Obamownage.

Did you see the election returns for Kansas on Super Tuesday? Barack just Obamowned Clinton there.

by Ned Burchfiel January 11, 2009