Definitions by Natalie Blortman

Aunt Flow

Euphemism for the period a female menstruates.

Oh honey I think I'm about due for a visit from Aunt Flow.

No honey, this time you will bleed properly!!

*bang bang bang bang bang*

Aunt Flow by Natalie Blortman December 2, 2014

hand job 

when some one else Masterbates you for you

'its impossible for an infantophile to get a hand job without straying well away from their tastes'

'why are you telling me this just before I walk down the aisle to get married granddad?'

ways to expose your glans disappointing 3rd date things to do with someone else's hand masseur Bob Dylan

hand job by Natalie Blortman January 5, 2014

gerontophilia 

a condition were you think very old people are hot.

'Did you see that episode of The Golden Girls last night?'

'will you stop trying to bring the conversation round to gerontophilia gran I really don't think lumberjack Joe is interested in you'

'Phooey'

Madonna videos paraphilias foosty experimentation the Supreme Court

gerontophilia by Natalie Blortman January 5, 2014

Necromancer 

Brian Lumley defined necromancers in his Necroscope books as people who could learn the secrets of the dead by mutilating their corpses causing their still sentient spirits excruciating agony (they can't die again...). In his books this was a skill resurrected by the soviets

'hello mister necromancer I want to know what my sister got in my Granny's will; here's her body and 500 smackeroos I'll be in the hall'

'Not a problem comrade'

Dennis Nilsen Jeffery Dahmer voodoo not taking something to the grave

Necromancer by Natalie Blortman January 5, 2014