Nasty nate's definitions

jizz mopper

the dude on the porno set who mops up the jizz after the money shot

You couldn't pay me enough to be a jizz mopper, bro!

by Nasty Nate June 19, 2003

icculus

Author of the helping friendly book.

He wrote the fucking book. Ok Man? He wrote it.

by Nasty Nate February 28, 2005

dd

The guy who bites the bullet and drives to the party. The drunk driver has the critical role of getting his buddies home, or to donuts, or to more beer. It's usually customary to by the DD a beer for his efforts.

You can't take my keys, I'm the DD.

by Nasty Nate December 28, 2005

drama

You wanna know what drama is? > ERYN E.

"Am I a drama queen?"

by nasty nate February 25, 2005

tree fity

hey man can i borrow tree fity

no you cant borrow tree fity go get a job ya lazy loch ness monster

i gave him a dollar

you shouldnt have given him anything woman now he expects somethin

whats tree fity

tree dollar an fity cent

by Nasty Nate May 12, 2004

twinkie

a tasty cream filled pastry made from god-knows-what; known to have a shelf life of forever; if there was a nuclear war the only things to survive would be twinkies and cockroaches

twinkies: FOOD OF THE GODS!!!!!

by Nasty Nate May 12, 2004

the edge

Its when you are having sex with some girl and you stick one (or many) of your fingers in the girls butt getting a little bit of poo residue on your fingers. You then put your fingers in the girls mouth resulting in her tasting her own poo. This then gives you the mental edge over the girl for the entire relationship because you know that she has already eaten her own poo.

I once gained "the edge" and now she doesn't want to talk to me.

by nasty nate April 24, 2005