Definitions by Nasty Nate

twinkie 

a tasty cream filled pastry made from god-knows-what; known to have a shelf life of forever; if there was a nuclear war the only things to survive would be twinkies and cockroaches

twinkies: FOOD OF THE GODS!!!!!

twinkie by Nasty Nate May 12, 2004

nekkid puerto rican girl 

My favorite type of woman, especially when she calls me "Papi!"

Muy bonita!

nekkid puerto rican girl by Nasty Nate May 12, 2004

greasy pierre 

what you call a frenchman cuz the french don't bathe

that greasy pierre stinks like he never took a bath in his life

greasy pierre by Nasty Nate May 7, 2004

sports guy

a guy who likes sports

there are four seasons: football, baseball, hockey & basketball

WAR MARCH MADNESS!

sports guy by Nasty Nate May 7, 2004

yo mama

They call yo mama "The Squirrel" cuz she always got nuts in her mouth!

Yo mama like the bus: everybody gets a ride for one dollar!

yo mama by Nasty Nate October 3, 2003

PennDOT 

acronym for the Pennsylvania Department Of Transportation, a state-run organization where workers take 5 years to complete a job that should take 6 weeks

That road crew spent all day leaning on their shovels. They must work for PennDOT!

PennDOT by Nasty Nate October 2, 2003

open a can of whup ass 

/verb/ 1. to administer a beating on someone, usually using only hands, feet and other natural weapons
2. to verbally berate someone so badly that he is ashamed to show his face in public

Back off! Do you want me to open a can of whup ass on your bitch ass?

open a can of whup ass by Nasty Nate October 2, 2003