Napster's definitions

Irish elevator

A primitive home security technique. In some old homes with multiple stories, it was commmon to have a door on the highest floor that says "Treasury: Do Not Enter" or something equally enticing. This door, however, would not lead to a treasury, but to nothing but thin air. The would-be criminal would then, of course, be fucked.

"Boy, honey, good thing I put in that Irish elevator last summer!" Bob exclaimed as he peeled burglar bits off the lawn.

by Napster August 22, 2006

Chilly Williy

Giving a blow job with the use of ice

If your good i'll give you a chilly williy

by Napster May 13, 2005

boneafone

Refering to a penis during oral sex

I told her to speak clearly into the bonafone

by Napster May 13, 2005

double kill

When you kill 2 people in a short amount of time in Halo.

I just got a double kill! Awesome!

by Napster August 30, 2004

Physical Graffiti

Led Zeppelin's sixth and best album. Released in 1975, the double album shows the world's greatest band at the top of its form. In a word, perfection.

IV may have Stairway, but Physical Graffiti reaches new heights of musical greatness.

by Napster May 30, 2006

triple kill

When you kill three people in a short amount of time in Halo.

I just got a triple kill on Worf alone! He's such a n00b.

by Napster August 30, 2004

Evil Furby

The evil race of two furbies who are the creators of the Scalextrix. They are The Wun and Napster.

"Rarr! I am an Evil Furby!!"
"Knai! Evil Furby!"
"Huh! I know fried rice!"

by Napster January 25, 2004