Definitions by Nappy Martin

masturbatory

A public restroom, especially one located on the campus of a coeducational institute of learning.

See you in class. I gotta stop at the masturbatory.

adj. Describing a heterosexual male who is socially and emotionally dominated by his life partner.

Jeff won't come to our tailgate party. He's so pussywhipped Alex Karras sent him a sympathy card!