Definitions by NOT TOO SHABBY!

kamper

Term for an unusually tall, skinny, or otherwise stringbean-esc looking person.

New Girl: Where should I sit? There's the nerds, jocks, mean girls, band geeks, choir kids, preppies... Oh, and the kampers!

Name for a dead corpse after his son has just brutally stabbed him in the chest with a light saber and murdered him on the spot.

Person #1 (crying) "Did you hear about Tom? "
Person #2 "Yeah... That guy was one real Han Solo"