NICk's definitions

SOLS

An unfixable product.

Oy cdf, fix sols!

by Nick November 27, 2003

Kimberly Cobain

Kurt Cobain's (the frontman in Nirvana) sister.

Hey I didnt know Kurt had a sister!

by Nick May 13, 2005

SPORS

Stupid Person On Rental Skis (or snowboard, they are generaly the people who cant ski for shit and end up making the slopes even more dangerous and chaotic

person 1 "man look at those SPORS"
person 2 " ya they should go back to vail or aspen where they belong"
peson 1 "ya if one of them hits me i am so going vail style on their ass!"

(see vail style)

by Nick November 3, 2005

guh

Not even remotely close to the fucktard above me. Guh is to be used when a person says something so idiotic, moronic, and just plain stupid that you do not with to use any brain power to reply and simply respond "guh"

...guh

by Nick November 10, 2002

reductive fallacy

One of the basic logical fallacies is the reductive fallacy, or in Latin, 'reductum ad absurdum'. Basically means taking a normal argument to such a far extreme (reducing it in an absurd manner) as an attempt to try to say it is wrong.

Note this is a logical fallacy. Just because one can think of some far out case.

Look man, if I give you $5 today then I'll have to give you $5 tomorrow, and then I'll be out $5 a day for the rest of my life.

by Nick November 6, 2003

dancing bear

A fuckable chubby girl. By definition, a dancing bear is decent looking and is fun to party with.

Fargo, ND is the dancing bear capital of the world.

by Nick May 13, 2005

shlumpernickel

Contrary to popular belief flumpernickel is not a variation of pumpernickel or flumpernickel. It is acctualy a very rare metal found in the heart of oxen.

Check out my bling-bling, I just got a new shlumpernickel necklace.

by Nick July 26, 2003