NICk's definitions

wass

a condition occurring when one sits on the damp ground and the moisture seeps through one's shorts or pants, leaving a brown spot resembling a poop stain.

"Oh no, I've got wass!" Nick exclaimed after sitting down to stretch with the rest of the baseball team.

by nick March 28, 2005

dunkey

A Condom (Mainly used in South Wales, UK)

Mary found a used dunkey under her bed.

by Nick November 24, 2004

311

A mix of reaggae, hard rock, funk, and rap. Absolutely the most talented/original group of musicians you will ever have the pleasure of listening to. Pure Musical Enjoyment in every sense.

After hearing 311, all other bads will pale in comparison.

by Nick October 27, 2003

Goose Eye

An organism with large or bulging eyes. Possibly induced by crack use of the mother. They tend to be very aggressive tward Asians, and vise versa.

More commonly used as a nick name for Nick and Siri, but can also be used as an insult.

Hey Goose Eye, sup?

You fuckin Goose Eye.

Haha lookit the silly Goosey Eye!

by Nick April 1, 2005

Gregson

A dreadful "community based" club in Lancaster where it is possible to find the very worst of the irritating middle class, over-educated, "alternative" and politically correct inhabitants of that town along with their hideous offspring.
Even though it seems to be, and would like to be thought of, as a haven for "good people", in reality it is Gregson uber alles.
Cheap to hire though.

"I liked the look of her until she opened her mouth and then it was obvious she was from the Gregson"

by nick October 5, 2005

mando

the short form of the proper name Amanda. Amanda likes piercings. Amamda hates pie. Amanda is crazy and we like her that way.

Hey Mando, What's up?

by nick September 4, 2004

TMWRNJ

Popular acronym for the relatively short-lived but genius cult morning TV spoof show, "This Morning With Richard Not Judy". UK TV viewers will know the origin of the title to be from the genuine morning TV show "This Morning with Richard and Judy". TMWRNJ brought such delights as The Curious Orange, and the real Rod Hull who was always after a bowl of jelly.

"I am the REAL Rod Hull!!"

by nick May 13, 2004