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apple computer

A computer made by Apple, which is a computer company. (No kidding.) They aren't very good, but people still use them anyway.
Arrg! This stupid Apple Computer always freezes!
by Nick July 7, 2003
mugGet the apple computermug.

FFP

acronym for 'fat fucking pig'
born from alternate lyrics to the Van Halen song 'Beautifil Girl' when drunk in a strip club at 2am...

Typically used to describe a girl that is slightly overweight and looks slutty or slightly dirty or dumpy. The type of girl that many guys would say that they would not do, but everyone knows that most guys would givel the chance.
All I need is a fat fucking pig beautiful girl.
Ah, yeah! Fat fucking pig Beautiful girl.
by Nick April 15, 2004
mugGet the FFPmug.

long island iced tea

the best recipe ever....

2 shots each clear tequila, clear rum, gin, and vodka. Mixed with 1 shot of CocaCola and 1 shot of orange juice
Did you club her on teh back of the head or something???

No i just gave her a couple Long Island Iced Teas
by nick May 13, 2005
mugGet the long island iced teamug.

groceperson

a person who works in a grocery store. First heard on NPR's "A Praire Home Companion".
I asked the groceperson where I could find the ketchup.
by Nick October 13, 2003
mugGet the grocepersonmug.

rolf harris

When engaging in anal sex and you take your thang out of your girl's butt and draw a charicature on her ass with it, this is known as performing a rolf harris.
Dude, last night I was shaggin' my mates bird when I rolf harris'd his face on her sweet cheeks.
by Nick June 19, 2006
mugGet the rolf harrismug.

skiddie

stfu skiddie... unit's yo daddy
by Nick January 13, 2004
mugGet the skiddiemug.

hotstacey

by nick March 12, 2004
mugGet the hotstaceymug.

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