meeting

An opportunity to meet new friends and impress people during work time, without actually having to do any work.

The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:

1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".

2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.

I have no work to do, and I need to look busy in case the boss comes back.

I know - I will call a meeting!

by Nick July 22, 2004

breasticles

n. Very round breasts that are attached to a woman with a neck and head resembling a shaft and penis head.

"Hey Phil did you see the breasticles on that chick, I bet she could shove her upper torso into a female elephants vagina and the female elephant would be completley fooled into thinking it was a real male elephant penis"

by Nick March 29, 2004

ff

The level Frostfire in Socom II u.s. navy seals.

Yo im tired of this breach, lets go play some ff respawn!!

by Nick June 08, 2004

whizzle dizzle

a .jerkwad,asswad,fuckwad, or gaywad

jimmy is a whizzle dizzle

by nick December 10, 2003

bexley

Snobby and rich, mostly-jewish neighborhood outside of Columbus, Ohio.

He married this rich jewish chick from Bexley.

by Nick June 27, 2004

thanger

Someone you dislike or hate, but would like to sleep with nonetheless.

Avril Lavigne is a thanger.

by nick March 26, 2005

gnarlodious

Totally extreme. Like, gnarly, as used in the 1980s, only much, much more so.

I was skatin' with the dudes, and man, I busted a trick MOST gnalodious! It was rightious.

by Nick May 13, 2005