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Gold Fronts

When you have gold teeth, but they're removable.
by Nick November 10, 2003
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laxtitute

a. someone who sleeps with lacrosse players frequently

b. a girl who whores herself out to lacrosse players
"Dude, she is an f'n laxtitute, se has slept with half our team"
by Nick March 21, 2005
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hoadex

a pimps Black Book
the chicktionary

a little book full of 'hoes' phone numbers, address, and the 3 point rating (top half, bottom half, face)
Tony: "What are we gonna do this weekend?"
Bill: "I dont know....im sooo bored, im going Gay"
Nick: "Nah worry, we will call some jubes"
Tony: "Yeah Nick, call some girls in your Hoadex"
by Nick April 25, 2005
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penophobic

my wife is very penophobic
by Nick December 25, 2004
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toastwich

I think i'll make a butter and jelly toastwich.
by Nick May 13, 2005
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bearded clam

by nick April 11, 2003
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meeting

An opportunity to meet new friends and impress people during work time, without actually having to do any work.

The greatest exponents of the meeting never actually do any work, but still manage to progress through the company at an alarming rate. This is achieved through two key strategies:

1: The use of key words within the meeting environment such as "added value", "customer centric", "think outside the box" and "rationalisation".

2: Scheduling their time so that meetings end and bigin 5 minutes apart throughout the day. This gives them time to stride purposely through the office muttering "I musn't be late for this important meeting", thus making themselves appear incredibly valuable to the organisation, without anyone ever understanding exactly what it is they do all day.
I have no work to do, and I need to look busy in case the boss comes back.

I know - I will call a meeting!
by Nick July 22, 2004
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