NEPA Diva's definitions

self esteem row

When you walk in front of a labor-to-work place, salvation army, bus station, or any other area where welfare recipients congregate and feel a little bit better about yourself due to the high concentration of scumbags.

I was feeling pretty bad that I lost my job until I walked down self esteem row. Now I feel a little better about myself because those people have PROBLEMS.

by NEPA Diva October 2, 2006

lolly lolly ice head

A song Beth Chapman (wife of bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman) likes to sing to tweaked out freaks addicted to crystal meth before throwing them back in jail.

Ice head! Ice head! Lolly lolly ice head!

by NEPA Diva October 2, 2006

hugo selenski

1. a convicted murderer from Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania who supposedly murdered several area drug dealers, burned the bodies, and then buried the remains in his backyard.
2. to "pull a hugo" means to kill drug dealers and then bury them in your backyard

I'm gonna pull a hugo selenski if the police don't start arresting these drug dealers on my street.

by NEPA Diva October 7, 2006

jawbreaker

1. A crappy tween movie featuring Rose McGowan and Rebecca Gayheart
2. A kick ass emo band from San Fransisco
3. A type of candy

That movie jawbreaker was so bad, I want those 2 hours of my life back.

by NEPA Diva October 8, 2006

birthmas

The period from about December 20th - January 5th in which a person's birthday may fall and they get a "Christmas/Birthday Present". I.E. They get one present for their birthday and Christmas instead of two due to their birthday falling so close to the holiday.

I got screwed again on presents this year...my mom decided to get me a birthmas present to make her holiday shopping easier and cheaper.

by NEPA Diva December 28, 2008

TSTU

Too Stupid To Use. Mainly used when describing a person who is too stupid to use a computer or the internet.

After my TSTU grandmother couldn't find the power button her PC I told her to box up the computer and take it back to the store.

by NEPA Diva January 10, 2009

cube knocker

A co-worker that comes over and knocks on the side of your cube, desk or overhead compartment to get your attention.

I would like Dave more if he wasn't a chronic cube knocker. Can't he just say my name or start talking to get my attention?

by NEPA Diva January 10, 2009