NEPA Diva's definitions

birthmas

The period from about December 20th - January 5th in which a person's birthday may fall and they get a "Christmas/Birthday Present". I.E. They get one present for their birthday and Christmas instead of two due to their birthday falling so close to the holiday.

I got screwed again on presents this year...my mom decided to get me a birthmas present to make her holiday shopping easier and cheaper.

by NEPA Diva December 28, 2008

Tall Boy

A Song by Widespread Panic

From the lyrics:

"Feeling weak in the Itta Bena hot sun
Crawling to the station we were foamin' at the mouth
Sippin' on a tall boy, sippin' on a tall boy
Just looking for a place to shed our skins"

by NEPA Diva February 18, 2009

lolly lolly ice head

A song Beth Chapman (wife of bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman) likes to sing to tweaked out freaks addicted to crystal meth before throwing them back in jail.

Ice head! Ice head! Lolly lolly ice head!

by NEPA Diva October 2, 2006

CWJ

Cum wiping jersey.

An abbreviation for a T-shirt used to wipe up human excitement fluid after a night of passionate sex.

After midnight this shirt becomes my CWJ.

by NEPA Diva June 17, 2022

TSTU

Too Stupid To Use. Mainly used when describing a person who is too stupid to use a computer or the internet.

After my TSTU grandmother couldn't find the power button her PC I told her to box up the computer and take it back to the store.

by NEPA Diva January 10, 2009

jawbreaker

1. A crappy tween movie featuring Rose McGowan and Rebecca Gayheart
2. A kick ass emo band from San Fransisco
3. A type of candy

That movie jawbreaker was so bad, I want those 2 hours of my life back.

by NEPA Diva October 8, 2006

self esteem row

When you walk in front of a labor-to-work place, salvation army, bus station, or any other area where welfare recipients congregate and feel a little bit better about yourself due to the high concentration of scumbags.

I was feeling pretty bad that I lost my job until I walked down self esteem row. Now I feel a little better about myself because those people have PROBLEMS.

by NEPA Diva October 2, 2006