NEPA Diva's definitions

jawbreaker

1. A crappy tween movie featuring Rose McGowan and Rebecca Gayheart
2. A kick ass emo band from San Fransisco
3. A type of candy

That movie jawbreaker was so bad, I want those 2 hours of my life back.

by NEPA Diva October 8, 2006

CWJ

Cum wiping jersey.

An abbreviation for a T-shirt used to wipe up human excitement fluid after a night of passionate sex.

After midnight this shirt becomes my CWJ.

by NEPA Diva June 17, 2022

TSTU

Too Stupid To Use. Mainly used when describing a person who is too stupid to use a computer or the internet.

After my TSTU grandmother couldn't find the power button her PC I told her to box up the computer and take it back to the store.

by NEPA Diva January 10, 2009

birthmas

The period from about December 20th - January 5th in which a person's birthday may fall and they get a "Christmas/Birthday Present". I.E. They get one present for their birthday and Christmas instead of two due to their birthday falling so close to the holiday.

I got screwed again on presents this year...my mom decided to get me a birthmas present to make her holiday shopping easier and cheaper.

by NEPA Diva December 28, 2008

Tall Boy

A Song by Widespread Panic

From the lyrics:

"Feeling weak in the Itta Bena hot sun
Crawling to the station we were foamin' at the mouth
Sippin' on a tall boy, sippin' on a tall boy
Just looking for a place to shed our skins"

by NEPA Diva February 18, 2009

blogsnobbery

One that puts down another for the content of their blog, blogging platform, or lack of domain name.

"One is that to be a "serious" blogger you have to own your own domain. That's nonsense. There is no "pay to play" requirement for blogging. It's like saying you're not a serious writer unless you're jotting down your thoughts in a Moleskine notebook. The true test of whether a blogger is "serious" or not is in the blogging. That's it. Anything else is bigotry and prejudice. Blogsnobbery."

by NEPA Diva July 10, 2012

hugo selenski

1. a convicted murderer from Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania who supposedly murdered several area drug dealers, burned the bodies, and then buried the remains in his backyard.
2. to "pull a hugo" means to kill drug dealers and then bury them in your backyard

I'm gonna pull a hugo selenski if the police don't start arresting these drug dealers on my street.

by NEPA Diva October 7, 2006