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Sweet Potato Orange

One of the five basic turd colors. This is probably the most common of turds, having the correct amount of bile (thus its "Sweet Potato" coloring) making for easy passage. Eating large quantities of carrots or acorn squash can almost assuredly guarantee you a Sweet Potato Orange the next morning.
Also see: Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green, Ruttabaga Red
To his surprise he went to fart a fart but dropped a Sweet Potato Orange in his britches.

AHHH, I'm feeling healthy today, just dumped myself a nice Sweet Potato Orange.

The smell of Sweet Potato Orange permeated the house.
by NCKnobster March 16, 2011
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Sweet Potato Orange

One of the five basic turd colors, often mis-spelled "Sweet Potatoe Orange". This is the most common turd color varying in consistency depending on one diet. A Sweet Potato Orange is concidered to be a "healthy" turd, with the proper amount of bile to move smoothly through ones digestive tract, leaving little remnants on ones poop shoot.
Gerard felt like a million bucks, having just unloaded a humungous Sweet Potato Orange.

The house was permeated with the stench of his Sweet Potato Orange.

Having consumed carrots, acorn squash and pumpkin pie, he was sure he'd be blessed withg a Sweet Potato Orange the following morning.

Also see, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green and Ruttabaga Red
by NCKnobster March 23, 2011
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antisocial networking

The Liberal media censoring web blogs so that only their
socialist agenda is presented. Democrats feeble attempt to brainwash the populous into their twisted way of thinking.
AOL is part of the current the present administrations antisocial networking.
by NCKnobster June 15, 2011
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poody hair

There were enough poody hairs on that urinal to knit a pair of socks.

The bath tub drain was clogged with poody hairs.

That black guys hair is so nappy, it looks like poody hairs.

I hate it when I get a poody hair caught in my teeth.
by NCKnobster February 23, 2011
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holes eye

When pinching a loaf (taking a bowel movement) and your turd drops, the resulting water splash hits you directly, dead center in your anus. This can be equated to a bulls eye when playing darts. The water droplet must be precisely dead center to constitute a "holes eye", a VERY EXTREMELY rare occurrence.
While taking my morning coffee dump, I experienced a holes eye.

The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.

The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
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Jet Black

One of five basic turd colors. A foul smelling turd or squirts that are dark black and rather loose in consistancy. Can often resemble coffee grounds. This is generally an unhealthy turd, as it could be an early indication of internal bleeding. Get your ass to a hospital.

Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
Damn!!! I just sprayed the back of the crapper with a huge Jet Black, bigger than the BP oil spill.

After emitting a Jet Black he was admitted to the hospital.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
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Stinkable Molly Brown

A smelly turd which floats in the crapper and is virtually unsinkable.
Having consumed many beers, Al thought that he would finally be able to "piss sink" the Stinkable Molly Brown that he had left floating in the crapper earlier that day, but to no avail.

After three flushes the Stinkable Molly Brown still stayed afloat.

Having tried in vain to sink the Stinkable Molly Brown, he was left no choice but to surgically remove it from the crapper with forsips.
by NCKnobster March 27, 2011
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