Definitions by NCKnobster
Nippola Bumps
While driving around naked, Gerard and Elmer counted the nippola bumps on Beth's tits.
They were surprised to see that Gerard had more nippola bumps than Beth!
After discovering that one of Gerard's nippola bumps was a zit, they realized that he had exactly the same amount as Beth. This was cause for great celebration!
They were surprised to see that Gerard had more nippola bumps than Beth!
After discovering that one of Gerard's nippola bumps was a zit, they realized that he had exactly the same amount as Beth. This was cause for great celebration!
Nippola Bumps by NCKnobster April 2, 2011
Stinkable Molly Brown
Having consumed many beers, Al thought that he would finally be able to "piss sink" the Stinkable Molly Brown that he had left floating in the crapper earlier that day, but to no avail.
After three flushes the Stinkable Molly Brown still stayed afloat.
Having tried in vain to sink the Stinkable Molly Brown, he was left no choice but to surgically remove it from the crapper with forsips.
After three flushes the Stinkable Molly Brown still stayed afloat.
Having tried in vain to sink the Stinkable Molly Brown, he was left no choice but to surgically remove it from the crapper with forsips.
Stinkable Molly Brown by NCKnobster March 27, 2011
Sweet Potato Orange
One of the five basic turd colors, often mis-spelled "Sweet Potatoe Orange". This is the most common turd color varying in consistency depending on one diet. A Sweet Potato Orange is concidered to be a "healthy" turd, with the proper amount of bile to move smoothly through ones digestive tract, leaving little remnants on ones poop shoot.
Gerard felt like a million bucks, having just unloaded a humungous Sweet Potato Orange.
The house was permeated with the stench of his Sweet Potato Orange.
Having consumed carrots, acorn squash and pumpkin pie, he was sure he'd be blessed withg a Sweet Potato Orange the following morning.
Also see, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green and Ruttabaga Red
The house was permeated with the stench of his Sweet Potato Orange.
Having consumed carrots, acorn squash and pumpkin pie, he was sure he'd be blessed withg a Sweet Potato Orange the following morning.
Also see, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green and Ruttabaga Red
Sweet Potato Orange by NCKnobster March 23, 2011
Sweet Potato Orange
One of the five basic turd colors. This is probably the most common of turds, having the correct amount of bile (thus its "Sweet Potato" coloring) making for easy passage. Eating large quantities of carrots or acorn squash can almost assuredly guarantee you a Sweet Potato Orange the next morning.
Also see: Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green, Ruttabaga Red
Also see: Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green, Ruttabaga Red
To his surprise he went to fart a fart but dropped a Sweet Potato Orange in his britches.
AHHH, I'm feeling healthy today, just dumped myself a nice Sweet Potato Orange.
The smell of Sweet Potato Orange permeated the house.
AHHH, I'm feeling healthy today, just dumped myself a nice Sweet Potato Orange.
The smell of Sweet Potato Orange permeated the house.
Sweet Potato Orange by NCKnobster March 16, 2011
Urbaholic
A person who has an insatiable desire to send words and their definitions to the Urban Dictionary web site.
That fuckin' Norton is a urbaholic!
He was admitted to the the half way house because he was an urbaholic.
Don and Gerard were worried about their friend because he was a cronic urbaholic.
He was admitted to the the half way house because he was an urbaholic.
Don and Gerard were worried about their friend because he was a cronic urbaholic.
Urbaholic by NCKnobster March 11, 2011
holes eye
When pinching a loaf (taking a bowel movement) and your turd drops, the resulting water splash hits you directly, dead center in your anus. This can be equated to a bulls eye when playing darts. The water droplet must be precisely dead center to constitute a "holes eye", a VERY EXTREMELY rare occurrence.
While taking my morning coffee dump, I experienced a holes eye.
The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.
The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.
The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
holes eye by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
Mid-Night Brown
One of five basic turd colors. A turd with a dark brown color and extremely fudgie consistency. Although this turd can be described as "healthy", it's lack of sufficient bile can cause one to use an excessive amount of toilet paper to properly clean ones butt hole.
This term may also be used to describe the 44th President of the United States.
Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Jet Black, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
This term may also be used to describe the 44th President of the United States.
Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Jet Black, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
I thought I'd never stop wiping that Mid-Night Brown.
The Mid-Night Brown left skid marks on the back of the crapper.
I wish that Mid-Night Brown would be impeached for treason, otherwise we have have to put up with another two years of the asshole.
The Mid-Night Brown left skid marks on the back of the crapper.
I wish that Mid-Night Brown would be impeached for treason, otherwise we have have to put up with another two years of the asshole.
Mid-Night Brown by NCKnobster February 24, 2011