Sweet Potato Orange

One of the five basic turd colors. This is probably the most common of turds, having the correct amount of bile (thus its "Sweet Potato" coloring) making for easy passage. Eating large quantities of carrots or acorn squash can almost assuredly guarantee you a Sweet Potato Orange the next morning.
Also see: Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green, Ruttabaga Red
To his surprise he went to fart a fart but dropped a Sweet Potato Orange in his britches.

AHHH, I'm feeling healthy today, just dumped myself a nice Sweet Potato Orange.

The smell of Sweet Potato Orange permeated the house.
by NCKnobster March 16, 2011
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holes eye

When pinching a loaf (taking a bowel movement) and your turd drops, the resulting water splash hits you directly, dead center in your anus. This can be equated to a bulls eye when playing darts. The water droplet must be precisely dead center to constitute a "holes eye", a VERY EXTREMELY rare occurrence.
While taking my morning coffee dump, I experienced a holes eye.

The urine and feces filled water nailed him directly, dead center, in his anus resulting in a holes eye.

The chances of that that happening again are about as much as a holes eye.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
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squidge

noun; a wet fart

verb; the act of ripping a wet fart
Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.

Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.

After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.
by NCKnobster September 08, 2011
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Stinkable Molly Brown

A smelly turd which floats in the crapper and is virtually unsinkable.
Having consumed many beers, Al thought that he would finally be able to "piss sink" the Stinkable Molly Brown that he had left floating in the crapper earlier that day, but to no avail.

After three flushes the Stinkable Molly Brown still stayed afloat.

Having tried in vain to sink the Stinkable Molly Brown, he was left no choice but to surgically remove it from the crapper with forsips.
by NCKnobster March 27, 2011
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Prant

noun; Akin to a fingerprint in your pants, most commonly referred to as a skid or hash-mark.
While doing the laundry, Terri noticed a huge prant on Gerdy's skivvies.

She went to fart a fart but ended up with a prant on her G- string.

Having eaten bum tacos for lunch, Steve and Arlene both ended up with matching prants in their britches.

Even bleach couldn't get the prant out of Donald's bloomers.
by NCKnobster August 03, 2011
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Rutabaga Red

One of five basic turd colors. This turd ranges in color from a crimson red to deep burgundy. Where as a crimson turd could very well mean that you've busted a roid, a burgundy shade suggests the likelihood of your fondness for beets. This turd could easily be mistaken for menstrual flow or visa-versa.

Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green
Having eaten two cans of pickled beets, I was assured the presence of a Rutabaga Red the following morning.

She left her Rutabaga Red in the crapper for all the world to see.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
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Introdouche

verb; the act of introducing a complete douche bag of an egotist, that has absolutely NOTHING to be egotistical about
"Ladies and Gentle, it is my extreme displeasure to introdouche the 44th President of the United States."
by NCKnobster April 02, 2012
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