Cheesetopia

noun, a utopian country in which all of the government is based upon cheese.

Cheesetopia is the best country in the world!

by Nathan June 23, 2003

durf

a bent wiener.

the fat chick gave me a durf.

by nathan November 10, 2003

LAJ

LAJ stands for Lame Ass Joke. check the examples.....

" Why did the cat cross the road?"

"Sry Bro LAJ"

by Nathan December 14, 2004

lbfm

"Little Brown Fulcking Machine"
American millitary slang for whores obtained in east asian countries.

"Five dollar sucky-sucky? I love you long time!" said the Vietnamese LBFM to the peachy faced American draftee who still had wisdom teeth but was about to lose his virginity.

by Nathan April 07, 2003

furuncle

When you are having anal sex with someone and then you pull out and punch them.

I totally furuncled him last night. He never saw it coming.

by Nathan May 13, 2005

skudgemudgeon

cranky, but good natured old man with heart of gold and rough exterior.

term I used for years when seeing old friends after long absence.

You old skudgemudgeon, how you been doing?

by Nathan August 01, 2004

recluse

one who avoided social interaction

why are you going home to eat you fucking recluse

by Nathan December 08, 2002