N Jacobs's definitions

alterna-muffin

A hot alternative or punk girl. Tattoos and piercings are key.

Remember that alterna-muffin we met at the Blink concert last weeekend? Yeah, I tapped that!

by N Jacobs August 24, 2004

summer teeth

A girl missing some of her teeth.

Some are over here and some are over there.

Did you meet the new girl, Summer Teeth? Man, I could kick a field goal through the big-ass gap in her grill.

see: snaggletooth tiger

by N Jacobs July 14, 2004

titty taco

When a girl grabs the back of your head and buries your face inside her tits.

I love going to the strip clubs for some titty tacos.

by N Jacobs June 23, 2004

slip out

To leave a function without telling anyone you are leaving.

Has anyone seen Lewis? He must have slipped out.

by N Jacobs June 23, 2004

throw a piss

Take a piss.

Man, I've got to throw a serious piss.

by N Jacobs June 23, 2004

Roll the bean

Stimulating the woman's clitoris.

(Playing with her clit.)

If you roll the bean right, she will let you throw it in on the first date.

by N Jacobs July 26, 2004

snaggletooth tiger

A girl without a single straight tooth in her smile. Her teeth are crooked like a dogs hind leg and usually spaced pretty far apart. At least one or more of the front snaggleteeth are usually missing.

Damn, did you see that chick's grill. She's a fuckin snaggletooth tiger.

by N Jacobs July 13, 2004