Helicopter Titties

Tits moving in a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied.
I was so mesmerized by your Mom's helicopter titties that I feel off your race-car bed.
by Mystic-X October 04, 2009
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Ditzes

Chi-Omegas are all ditzes.
by Mystic-X April 09, 2010
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French Embassy

The act of french kissing non-traditional holes of the body. Each hole that you stick your tongue into establishes an "french embassy," because you bring a little bit of France to that body part. When establishing french embassies typically more than one is suggested for effective "diplomatic relations."
Craig Ferguson thought a French Embassy wasn't a sex act. Well it is now, enjoy!
by Mystic-X November 04, 2011
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Cockwave

The shockwave of energy that ripples through your partner when you are pounding away with your cock.
My cockwave slide up her stomach, through her helicopter titties, until finally culminating in her rattling upturned eyes.
by Mystic-X October 04, 2009
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Helicopter Tits

Tits moving a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied.
I was so mesmerized by your Mom's helicopter tits that I feel off your race-car bed.
by Mystic-X October 04, 2009
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OJ Condom

A small undersized condom designed to not fit over an average erect penis. Bought specifically to impress women or get out of a jury conviction in a sexual assault case.
Frankie may have a small penis, but he fools the ditzes every time with his OJ condom.
by Mystic-X April 09, 2010
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