Cockwave

The shockwave of energy that ripples through your partner when you are pounding away with your cock.
My cockwave slide up her stomach, through her helicopter titties, until finally culminating in her rattling upturned eyes.
by Mystic-X October 04, 2009
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Helicopter Titties

Tits moving in a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied.
I was so mesmerized by your Mom's helicopter titties that I feel off your race-car bed.
by Mystic-X October 04, 2009
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Crotchapult

A small catapult designed to fire at crotch level, thus insuring maximum damage and maximum hilarity. Used just as often for pranking as it is for self defense.
Remember crotchapult is for self-dense or self-amusement only. Do not use a crotchapult to commit crimes or use on pets, small children, or women without a sense of humor.
by Mystic-X June 23, 2012
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Bradley Engineer

A person with no concept of design or real world principles when engineering something, often with horrifying results.

Origin: Bradley University in Peoria, IL.
Pulling himself out of his overturned car Tom thought to himself, "That 10 mph hairpin off the interstate must have been the work of a Bradley Engineer."
by Mystic-X June 01, 2007
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Blue Balls Bailout

When a friend has sex with you for the sole purpose of relieving you of your prolonged case of blue balls.
He hasn't had sex in months, you should give him a blue balls bailout.
by Mystic-X October 05, 2009
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Helicopter Tits

Tits moving a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied.
I was so mesmerized by your Mom's helicopter tits that I feel off your race-car bed.
by Mystic-X October 04, 2009
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