Mystic-X's definitions

Blue Balls Bailout

When a friend has sex with you for the sole purpose of relieving you of your prolonged case of blue balls.

He hasn't had sex in months, you should give him a blue balls bailout.

by Mystic-X October 4, 2009

Saggin Wagon

A wagon that was once used for sex, that is now used to haul kids to around.

When you knock up a girl, get married, and then fat your shaggin wagon becomes a saggin wagon.

by Mystic-X June 28, 2012

Tittycopter

Tits moving in a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied. Often seen together with the ripple effect.

I was so mesmerized by your Mom's Tittycopter that I feel off your race-car bed.

by Mystic-X October 4, 2009

Fat guy in a little coat

1. A classic Chris Farley scene from Tommy Boy (1995) in which he puts on a small coat and sings "Fat guy in a little coat."

2. A big penis in a small condom

-Put down my coat man
-Fat guy in a little coat!

by Mystic-X April 9, 2010

Helicopter Titties

Tits moving in a rhythmic circular motion similar to that of a helicopter rotor when fucked. Most commonly seen in larger natural breasts it can be induced in smaller breasts provided enough force is applied.

I was so mesmerized by your Mom's helicopter titties that I feel off your race-car bed.

by Mystic-X October 4, 2009

Ditzes

Plural form of ditz.

Chi-Omegas are all ditzes.

by Mystic-X April 9, 2010