Mystery Man's definitions

miss derringer

likes to bend over infront of young innocent children, has a distinctive smell, usually has a rather large nipple on, hangs out of tops on a regular basis, see munter

omg, miss D has a huge nipple on, she nearly poked my eye out

by mystery man April 19, 2005

sarcasuim

1.) What happens when you type too fast.
2.) What happens when you can't spell.
3.) What happens when you're drunk and start dancing on the keyboard.

That sarcasuim really helped me, man.

by Mystery Man February 3, 2003

Stupidity of the Masses

People who add words to the dictionary such as 'Stupidity of the Masses'.

The Stupidity of the Masses is killing me. Literally.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Computer

The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.

The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

Nuclear Weapons

What happens when you misuse the knowledge revealed by a genius.

President Bush would like to use Nuclear Weapons to take over the world.

by Mystery Man January 28, 2003

ugotit

Name of the #6 Horse at Arlington Heights Race Track in Illinois where his name was screamed as "You go Tit" in front of a croud by a small boy, won $0.00, came in last place

Ugotit baby!

by Mystery Man November 14, 2003

villian

Kejardon's misspelling of 'villain'.

<Kejardon> That goes against the Villian's handbook

by Mystery Man February 7, 2003