2 definitions by Mydefinitionsareneverwrong

noahupnxt

A weird ass madden player who only runs halfback stretch and somehow wins world titles

“Guy 1: Have you hear of Noahupnxt? Guy 2: Yeah that shitty madden player? Guy 1: Yes”

An extremely attractive male that is very good at video games despite females denying it that has an absolutely enormous cock

“Hey have you seen Rico, You mean the hot guy with the fat cock?, yea him