Myco_melfie_cutie's definitions

mycoholic

Completely addicted to mushrooms. A person that feens hard for all things mushrooms ... Completely addicted to photographing , identifying, eating, and even licking (with tongue) all things mushroom related. They crave shoomy friends and experience withdrawal when they have to go to work or when it snows ... They are the kind of people that use mushrooms to mimic their genitalia. They think, eat, sleep, drink, dream, and bathe with one thing on their mind.

Mushrooms are bae, I am a mycoholic .

by Myco_melfie_cutie January 25, 2018

phytosexual

One who is turnt by plant identifications

When I heard Magnolia Xsoulangeana I became a phytosexual .

by Myco_melfie_cutie January 19, 2018

Melfie

A mushroom selfie . A selfie taken with mushrooms.

I fell off a cliff trying to take a melfie.

by Myco_melfie_cutie January 27, 2018

Mycosexual

One who is turnt by hearing mushroom identifications

I became a mycosexual when I entered the mushroom identification forum

by Myco_melfie_cutie January 19, 2018

phytosexual

One who is turnt on by botany .

Saw a phytosexual at the greenhouse. She was getting freaky with flowers.

by Myco_melfie_cutie January 19, 2018

mycohottie

A sexy mushroom lover. A person with a proclivity for mushroom porn. One who may lick mushrooms or decorate their bodies / hair with fungus . Also sometimes called fungus-freak.

Dayyum she a mycohottie with her fungus-freak hair .

by Myco_melfie_cutie January 20, 2018

mycofae

A fly af fairy usually spotted on the tops of mushrooms. When spotted all dis magic shit start to hit. You b feeling like your trippin. She will try hard to make you smile.

I saw a mycofae now my head b spinnin and been grinnin . Like dat gurl is Magikal .

I think dat mycofae gave me wood .

by Myco_melfie_cutie September 1, 2018