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Half Metric Dozen

A Half Metric Dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.

To Circle logic yourself into a hole.
A- I want a cigarette.
B- You just had one.
A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
B- So you just had a cigarette.
A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?
by Myke April 15, 2004
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khop

"Yo, I'm gonna go khop the new DMX CD."
by myke January 18, 2004
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11:11

The time of day when one should make a wish while looking at the clock.
shit mang, it's 11:11, i gotsa make a wish!
by Myke October 15, 2004
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