My Name Is Hugh...Mungus's definitions

UFC

Ultimate Fighting Championship

It's the most overhyped, and overrated mixed martial arts company in the world. When it had a cult following before it went mainstream it was much better: there were less rules and less bullshit grappling.

Joe: Are You going to the UFC PPV taping?
Scott: No I'm holding out for the Affliction taping

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus May 6, 2009

Fall Of The Republic

A hard hitting documentary by Alex Jones that goes into the plans by the New World Order to enslave the human race. Focuses primarily on Obama, but also covers a little on Bush as well. Basically it's like a continuation of The Obama Deception, but goes into further detail than the last one. Does not go so much into Bilderberg as Jones' previous documentaries does, but still a powerful film and worth a watch.

Joe: Scott are you going to watch the news tonight?

Scott: No, mainstream media is nothing more than lies, half-truths, and propaganda. I'm going to watch Fall Of The Republic instead.

Joe: Good call

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus November 18, 2009

masturbating

something that everyone has done or will do in the course of their lives, even if they keep denying it in front of their friends.

Scott: Joe, when you get home and watch that porn, and you are done masturbating, don't forget to wipe up the mess

Joe: I'm not gay, I don't do that

Scott: ummmmmmmm, sure you do, everyone does.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 12, 2009

SHIMMER Women's Athletes

An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.

Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.

Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 8, 2009

Kelly Divine

A hot pornstar who is known for her gigantic Kim Kardashian like ass, and isn't afraid to take big black cocks up all her holes at the same time

Keith: Wow, who the fuck is that you have as your Windows Wallpaper? Dats An Ass

Pete: That's Kelly Divine. Keith you have to leave now, I'm going to watch her get double stuffed by a couple of lesbians with strapons

Keith: OK, see ya

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 7, 2013

icewine

Not to be confused with Ice Wine which is cheap ass generic wine poured over ice. Icewine is a type of wine that is ONLY made in Canada. It is actually made from taking grapes that are frozen by the first major frost and crushed while still frozen to extract the juices. It is gaining in popularity all over the world, but especially in Canada itself. Icewine generally costs anywhere from 19 dollars Canadian on up depending on the brand and quality of the product.

Joe: You going to drink some cheap Boone's wine tonight
Scott: Hell no, that shit is awful, I'm going to drink some genuine Canadian Icewine

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 27, 2010

ricflairfuckingsucks

A "popular" troll on YouTube who uses several accounts and has no life other than to spew racist bullshit in his vids. He does not even show his face, instead he's a complete and utter pussy that uses a TTS program to make his vids, and draws fake penises over his "victim's" mouths. He calls his vid "Burial" vids and claims to "bury" people in his videos. He's basically a whitetrash redneck trailer trash hillbilly.

Joe: Did you listen to that "Burial" vid that ricflairfuckingsucks did on 2pac?

Dave: Nah, I just ignore people that have no lives other than to bash people on YouTube for no reason other than to get attention.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 9, 2009