My Name Is Hugh...Mungus's definitions

shiss

To take a piss and a shit at the same time (a combination of shit and piss)

Lisa: Honey, where are you going

Scott: I'm going to take a shiss

Lisa: Don't you mean a shit?

Scott: No a shiss, I'm going to take a piss and a shit, I just think it's easier and quicker to combine the two and say shiss.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 28, 2009

Limewire

a big memory hogging program that is one of the worst programs you can put on your computer for filesharing. Other than maybe BearShare, Limewire is the most spam ridden programs you can use. If you want to use something that does not take up any space, hogs up little memory, and is very lightweight and a lower chance of getting damn malware, then use utorrent.

Joe: You got Limewire on your computer
Scott: I used to until I started using utorrent and discovered that it was much safer to get my stuff from torrent sites like Pirate Bay

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus April 22, 2010

SHIMMER Women's Athletes

An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.

Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.

Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 8, 2009

K-1

Awesome stand up fighting (all strikes and kicks, and no grappling) league out of Japan.

Joe: Wow, that was some great MMA action, but why no grappling?
Scott: That's K-1, and grappling is so overrated anyway
Joe: True, who the fuck wants to see two dudes roll around in an armbar for what seems like an eternity?
Scott: NOT ME

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus February 2, 2009

Kelly Divine

A hot pornstar who is known for her gigantic Kim Kardashian like ass, and isn't afraid to take big black cocks up all her holes at the same time

Keith: Wow, who the fuck is that you have as your Windows Wallpaper? Dats An Ass

Pete: That's Kelly Divine. Keith you have to leave now, I'm going to watch her get double stuffed by a couple of lesbians with strapons

Keith: OK, see ya

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 7, 2013

Jeff Hardy

That damn Spot Monkey in the WWE

Jeff Hardy is nothing but a damn spot monkey
Take his high flying away from him and he would have jack shit. Not half the technical wrestler as his brother, Matt.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 30, 2007

Fire Pro Wrestling Returns

The best wrestling video game on the planet. It is not as graphically appealing as the WWE games, but the gameplay is better because the moves are based on timing, and not on lame buttonmashing. AI and gameplay are much better in Fire Pro than in WWE games. Plus you have 500 create a wrestler spots, plus you can also create your own logos, rings, refs, belts, wrestling organizations, stables, etc. as well.

Fire Pro Wrestling Returns is so much better and more challenging than SVR. Even the easiest setting is more harder than the hardest setting on SVR.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 10, 2008