My Name Is Hugh...Mungus's definitions

Mitsuharu Misawa

Legendary Japanese Puroresu (professional wrestling) star in Japan who died in the ring in 2009 after taking a backdrop suplex in a tag team match. He died of a cracked spine. Misawa has the destinction of having more official five star matches from The Wrestling Observer than any wrestler in history (over 20). Misawa also was the second incarnation of the legendary Tiger Mask. He took the gimmick from Satoru Sayama. He was one of the founfers of Pro Wrestling NOAH, one of the big three wrestling promotions in Japan today.

Joe: Hey Scott, you going to watch Chavo Guerrero vs. Goldust tonight

Scott: No, I'm watching the classic five star match between Mitsuharu Misawa and Toshiaki Kawada from the AJPW Carnival of Champions 1994

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus September 27, 2010

spot monkey

A professional wrestler who relies mostly or entirely on high spots to wow the fans, but rarely has any technical ability. There is a difference between a high flyer and a spot monkey. High fliers generally have technical skills and/or brawling skills to back up their high flying moves, while spot monkeys generally are just acrobats with little to no actual wrestling talent.

Dale: Are you going to watch the Jack Evans match?
Scott: He's a spot monkey, but I'll still watch it since he has a good opponent that can carry him and make him look good

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 27, 2010

K-1

Awesome stand up fighting (all strikes and kicks, and no grappling) league out of Japan.

Joe: Wow, that was some great MMA action, but why no grappling?
Scott: That's K-1, and grappling is so overrated anyway
Joe: True, who the fuck wants to see two dudes roll around in an armbar for what seems like an eternity?
Scott: NOT ME

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus February 2, 2009

Kelly Divine

A hot pornstar who is known for her gigantic Kim Kardashian like ass, and isn't afraid to take big black cocks up all her holes at the same time

Keith: Wow, who the fuck is that you have as your Windows Wallpaper? Dats An Ass

Pete: That's Kelly Divine. Keith you have to leave now, I'm going to watch her get double stuffed by a couple of lesbians with strapons

Keith: OK, see ya

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 7, 2013

masturbating

something that everyone has done or will do in the course of their lives, even if they keep denying it in front of their friends.

Scott: Joe, when you get home and watch that porn, and you are done masturbating, don't forget to wipe up the mess

Joe: I'm not gay, I don't do that

Scott: ummmmmmmm, sure you do, everyone does.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 12, 2009

Internet Wrestling Community

Internet Wrestling Community (IWC for short). One of the biggest cop out phrases in all of wrestling. Newsflash, if you are online and looking at this definition and are a wrestling fan, even if you only watch WWE, YOU ARE THE IWC. This is not 1997 where less than 20 percent of wrestling fans have internet access, this is the 2010's where 99 percent of fans have access online. So if you are a wrestling fan, have online access, talk about wrestling at all on any website forum or YouTube, guess what, YOU ARE THE INTERNET WRESTLING COMMUNITY.

What those elitist fans (smarks) should be called is Internet Smarks, because IWC is such a copout and if you are talking about the elitist and say the Internet Wrestling Community, you are in fact saying that 99 percent of wrestling fans are elitist pricks.

Jason: Scott, you members of the Internet Wrestling Community are all the same.
Scott: IWC is such a copout, and I'm not even a smark
Jason: you go online and talk about pro wrestling
Scott: You do too, so what's your point?
Jason: My point is that you are a member of the Internet Wrestling Community
Scott: So are you, if you have access to the internet and talk about wrestling online, you are the IWC.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 17, 2010

ricflairfuckingsucks

A "popular" troll on YouTube who uses several accounts and has no life other than to spew racist bullshit in his vids. He does not even show his face, instead he's a complete and utter pussy that uses a TTS program to make his vids, and draws fake penises over his "victim's" mouths. He calls his vid "Burial" vids and claims to "bury" people in his videos. He's basically a whitetrash redneck trailer trash hillbilly.

Joe: Did you listen to that "Burial" vid that ricflairfuckingsucks did on 2pac?

Dave: Nah, I just ignore people that have no lives other than to bash people on YouTube for no reason other than to get attention.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 9, 2009