44 definitions by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus

a roid freak who is extremely over with WWE MARKS despite the fact that he BOTCHES 99 percent of his moves, and treats fans like crap outside the ring. He also bragged about cheating on his cancer ridden wife in his lame book (Chris Jericho's book > Batista's book) Batista has one of the worst powerbombs in history. The landing is just awful. Japanese puroresu > North American wrestling. His name should be BOTCHTISTA
Batista sucks more than a fat whitehouse intern during the Clinton administration.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 16, 2008
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A professional wrestler who is known or believed to be jacked up on steroids to an abdormal dregree
Dave: What is a roid monkey

Scott: Batista, Ultimate Warrior, Hulk Hogan, Scott Steiner, and Superstar Billy Graham are all examples of roid monkeys (Graham is a self-admitted one)
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Awesome stand up fighting (all strikes and kicks, and no grappling) league out of Japan.
Joe: Wow, that was some great MMA action, but why no grappling?
Scott: That's K-1, and grappling is so overrated anyway
Joe: True, who the fuck wants to see two dudes roll around in an armbar for what seems like an eternity?
Scott: NOT ME
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus February 2, 2009
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A classic mid-nineties WWF (now WWE) character portrayed by Scott Hall. It was a cool character who came to the ring wearing obviously fake (but who really cares) big gold chains and always had a toothpick in his mouth. The Razor Ramon character made Scott Hall's career, after spending years as an opener to lower midcard talent. The character and fake Cuban accent were loosely based on Al Pacino in Scarface.
Joe: You going to watch John Cena vs. Hornswoggle tonight?

Scott: No that shit's boring, I'm going to watch the classic ladder match between Shawn Michaels and Razor Ramon
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus February 2, 2010
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A hard hitting documentary by Alex Jones that goes into the plans by the New World Order to enslave the human race. Focuses primarily on Obama, but also covers a little on Bush as well. Basically it's like a continuation of The Obama Deception, but goes into further detail than the last one. Does not go so much into Bilderberg as Jones' previous documentaries does, but still a powerful film and worth a watch.
Joe: Scott are you going to watch the news tonight?

Scott: No, mainstream media is nothing more than lies, half-truths, and propaganda. I'm going to watch Fall Of The Republic instead.

Joe: Good call
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus November 19, 2009
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It's the most overhyped, and overrated mixed martial arts company in the world. When it had a cult following before it went mainstream it was much better: there were less rules and less bullshit grappling.
Joe: Are You going to the UFC PPV taping?
Scott: No I'm holding out for the Affliction taping
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