My Name Is Hugh...Mungus's definitions

striked

How idiots spell struck or stricken.

Jim: My YouTube video just got copyright striked.
Scott: Striked isn't a word, you dumbass.
Jim: How, If I strike you, than that means I striked you since it's past tense.
Scott: The past tense of strike is struck. Striked isn't a word that exists in any English dictionary.
Jim: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee you grammar Nazi.
Scott (rolls eyes)

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus November 5, 2019

masturbating

something that everyone has done or will do in the course of their lives, even if they keep denying it in front of their friends.

Scott: Joe, when you get home and watch that porn, and you are done masturbating, don't forget to wipe up the mess

Joe: I'm not gay, I don't do that

Scott: ummmmmmmm, sure you do, everyone does.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 12, 2009

K-1

Awesome stand up fighting (all strikes and kicks, and no grappling) league out of Japan.

Joe: Wow, that was some great MMA action, but why no grappling?
Scott: That's K-1, and grappling is so overrated anyway
Joe: True, who the fuck wants to see two dudes roll around in an armbar for what seems like an eternity?
Scott: NOT ME

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus February 2, 2009

SHIMMER Women's Athletes

An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.

Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.

Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 8, 2009

Jeff Hardy

That damn Spot Monkey in the WWE

Jeff Hardy is nothing but a damn spot monkey
Take his high flying away from him and he would have jack shit. Not half the technical wrestler as his brother, Matt.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 30, 2007

Fire Pro Wrestling Returns

The best wrestling video game on the planet. It is not as graphically appealing as the WWE games, but the gameplay is better because the moves are based on timing, and not on lame buttonmashing. AI and gameplay are much better in Fire Pro than in WWE games. Plus you have 500 create a wrestler spots, plus you can also create your own logos, rings, refs, belts, wrestling organizations, stables, etc. as well.

Fire Pro Wrestling Returns is so much better and more challenging than SVR. Even the easiest setting is more harder than the hardest setting on SVR.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 10, 2008

Norton Anti-Virus

The MOST overpriced, overrated piece of shit antivirus on the market. Norton is probably one of the biggest piece of bloatware (programs that Hog up way more memory than it needs to) on the market. Plus Norton also gives more false positives than any other pay antivirus. If you want a pay-AV you have to go with something like Kaspersky, which most hackers actually swear by, and it does not hog up memory like Norton.

Jim: Do you have Norton Anti-Virus on your computer?
Scott: No, it's bloatware. I personally use Kaspersky as it's much more lightweight than Norton and also has the best record when it comes to false positives.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus April 13, 2010