My Name Is Hugh...Mungus's definitions

CrapDonald's

What McDonald's should really be called. It is extremely unhealthy (even the so-called healthier choices at McDonald's are loaded with fats and/or salt or sugar. Plus it also gives you the shits. Anyone who thinks CrapDonald's is better for you than home cooking needs to be drawn and quartered.

I went to CrapDonald's for lunch and the BigCrap made me shit my pants

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 11, 2008

CZW

CZW is a glorified backyard wrestling promotion where wrestlers think that wrestling is only about bashing each other over the heaps with weapons and high spots to cover over the fact that they can't work a technical match if their lives depeneded on it (except Chris Hero).

It takes No talent to do a chair shot. CZW sucks ass. The only thing worse was XPW.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus September 29, 2008

Norton Anti-Virus

The MOST overpriced, overrated piece of shit antivirus on the market. Norton is probably one of the biggest piece of bloatware (programs that Hog up way more memory than it needs to) on the market. Plus Norton also gives more false positives than any other pay antivirus. If you want a pay-AV you have to go with something like Kaspersky, which most hackers actually swear by, and it does not hog up memory like Norton.

Jim: Do you have Norton Anti-Virus on your computer?
Scott: No, it's bloatware. I personally use Kaspersky as it's much more lightweight than Norton and also has the best record when it comes to false positives.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus April 13, 2010

ricflairfuckingsucks

A "popular" troll on YouTube who uses several accounts and has no life other than to spew racist bullshit in his vids. He does not even show his face, instead he's a complete and utter pussy that uses a TTS program to make his vids, and draws fake penises over his "victim's" mouths. He calls his vid "Burial" vids and claims to "bury" people in his videos. He's basically a whitetrash redneck trailer trash hillbilly.

Joe: Did you listen to that "Burial" vid that ricflairfuckingsucks did on 2pac?

Dave: Nah, I just ignore people that have no lives other than to bash people on YouTube for no reason other than to get attention.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 9, 2009

icewine

Not to be confused with Ice Wine which is cheap ass generic wine poured over ice. Icewine is a type of wine that is ONLY made in Canada. It is actually made from taking grapes that are frozen by the first major frost and crushed while still frozen to extract the juices. It is gaining in popularity all over the world, but especially in Canada itself. Icewine generally costs anywhere from 19 dollars Canadian on up depending on the brand and quality of the product.

Joe: You going to drink some cheap Boone's wine tonight
Scott: Hell no, that shit is awful, I'm going to drink some genuine Canadian Icewine

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus December 27, 2010

masturbating

something that everyone has done or will do in the course of their lives, even if they keep denying it in front of their friends.

Scott: Joe, when you get home and watch that porn, and you are done masturbating, don't forget to wipe up the mess

Joe: I'm not gay, I don't do that

Scott: ummmmmmmm, sure you do, everyone does.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 12, 2009

K-1

Awesome stand up fighting (all strikes and kicks, and no grappling) league out of Japan.

Joe: Wow, that was some great MMA action, but why no grappling?
Scott: That's K-1, and grappling is so overrated anyway
Joe: True, who the fuck wants to see two dudes roll around in an armbar for what seems like an eternity?
Scott: NOT ME

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus February 2, 2009