My Name Is Hugh...Mungus's definitions

Limewire

a big memory hogging program that is one of the worst programs you can put on your computer for filesharing. Other than maybe BearShare, Limewire is the most spam ridden programs you can use. If you want to use something that does not take up any space, hogs up little memory, and is very lightweight and a lower chance of getting damn malware, then use utorrent.

Joe: You got Limewire on your computer
Scott: I used to until I started using utorrent and discovered that it was much safer to get my stuff from torrent sites like Pirate Bay

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus April 22, 2010

masturbating

something that everyone has done or will do in the course of their lives, even if they keep denying it in front of their friends.

Scott: Joe, when you get home and watch that porn, and you are done masturbating, don't forget to wipe up the mess

Joe: I'm not gay, I don't do that

Scott: ummmmmmmm, sure you do, everyone does.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 12, 2009

K-1

Awesome stand up fighting (all strikes and kicks, and no grappling) league out of Japan.

Joe: Wow, that was some great MMA action, but why no grappling?
Scott: That's K-1, and grappling is so overrated anyway
Joe: True, who the fuck wants to see two dudes roll around in an armbar for what seems like an eternity?
Scott: NOT ME

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus February 2, 2009

SHIMMER Women's Athletes

An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.

Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.

Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 8, 2009

Kelly Divine

A hot pornstar who is known for her gigantic Kim Kardashian like ass, and isn't afraid to take big black cocks up all her holes at the same time

Keith: Wow, who the fuck is that you have as your Windows Wallpaper? Dats An Ass

Pete: That's Kelly Divine. Keith you have to leave now, I'm going to watch her get double stuffed by a couple of lesbians with strapons

Keith: OK, see ya

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus October 7, 2013

Norton Anti-Virus

The MOST overpriced, overrated piece of shit antivirus on the market. Norton is probably one of the biggest piece of bloatware (programs that Hog up way more memory than it needs to) on the market. Plus Norton also gives more false positives than any other pay antivirus. If you want a pay-AV you have to go with something like Kaspersky, which most hackers actually swear by, and it does not hog up memory like Norton.

Jim: Do you have Norton Anti-Virus on your computer?
Scott: No, it's bloatware. I personally use Kaspersky as it's much more lightweight than Norton and also has the best record when it comes to false positives.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus April 13, 2010

ricflairfuckingsucks

A "popular" troll on YouTube who uses several accounts and has no life other than to spew racist bullshit in his vids. He does not even show his face, instead he's a complete and utter pussy that uses a TTS program to make his vids, and draws fake penises over his "victim's" mouths. He calls his vid "Burial" vids and claims to "bury" people in his videos. He's basically a whitetrash redneck trailer trash hillbilly.

Joe: Did you listen to that "Burial" vid that ricflairfuckingsucks did on 2pac?

Dave: Nah, I just ignore people that have no lives other than to bash people on YouTube for no reason other than to get attention.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 9, 2009