Pulling a Fuchs

Forgetting to patent something that turned out to have been worth a considerable amount of money.

"Hey Tom, that light-up extension cord thing really took off! You must be living the good life?". "No....I um forgot to patent that." "Ouch...Talk about pulling a Fuchs...."

by Mustache Comb December 03, 2009

A-Paul-ing

Telling a joke that is incredibly unfunny, but insisting on repeating it to everyone you know.

Can also refer to a prank or joke that was pulled, but isn't funny, yet the original prankster insists on telling it over and over again to everyone he/she knows.

Hubert: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chris: *sigh* ....why?

Hubert: To get to the other side!! LOL HAHAH

Chris: ....that's just A-Paul-ing...

by Mustache Comb December 05, 2009

Washing the bowl out

Going to the bathroom at work.

"Phew, that was a big meal, looks like I'll be washing the bowl out"

by Mustache Comb December 03, 2009

Diarrhea Express

Pooping your pants to leave work; Usually because it has gotten too busy.

"OMG, why is it so busy today!? Looks like I'll be taking the 'ol Diarrhea Express home."

by Mustache Comb December 03, 2009