Definitions by Murky Ditchwater

fustercluck

The realisation by a turkey farmer that his whole 'crop' is going to be wiped out by a virus named after Professor Fust of the West Coast Agricultural University.

Chad: what a total fustercluck man, I've got to get rid of this livestock way before thanksgiving day.

fustercluck by Murky Ditchwater April 16, 2009

Jizzness 

The official name for the moneyshot in pornography. Because men who can ejaculate at the appropriate moment are in such high demand in the movies,they are paid a fortune. Careerr candidates are referred to as @Going into the porn jizzness."

Kathy: For christ's sake Peter get on with it. What are you trying to do, break into the jizzness?

Jizzness by Murky Ditchwater April 16, 2009