Definitions by Muggus

C.R.A.F.T 

Short for Can't Remember A Fuckin Thing. Usually used as an expression to describe your previous night of binging.

"So how was last night mate? Dunno, I had a CRAFT night!"

C.R.A.F.T by Muggus November 26, 2003

Muggus 

An individual who has uncertain moral values and is often under the effects of several mind altering substances.
Best affiliated with sex, drugs,rock & roll and philosophy.

Muggus is whacked man!

Muggus by Muggus November 26, 2003

Whatcunt 

1. exclamation. Usually yelled at a mate when you want them to repeat or rephrase what they just said, particularly if it was provocative
2. question. What one says when they finally get a female into the sack to find out that she isn't what she seems.

"1. So I how's that fat chick you got with last night mate? WHATCUNT!?"
"2. WHATCUNT??? ARGH! SHE'S A DUDE!"

Whatcunt by Muggus November 26, 2003

ARTs and CRAFTs night 

A night in which is of such a large manitude and involves large quantities of alcohol and other substances, it is not remember by the participants, and has a very regretable aftermath.

See A.R.T and C.R.A.F.T

"We had an ARTs and CRAFTs night. I woke up in a park 2 miles from where I last remember, still drunk with an empty bottle of vodka in my hand, not knowing how I got there."

ARTs and CRAFTs night by Muggus November 26, 2003