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Definitions by Muddy Funster

twatfoolery 

Behaviour that does not help the situation, tinged with an entitlement based in a misconception of competency. I.e. foolish behaviour by a twat who thinks they're doing the right thing and have the authority to do so... when any outside observer could tell them they are being an utter cockwomble.
Have you heard? The service desk aren't checking their email anymore.
What twatfoolery is this?
Well it's not like the new business model includes repeat business... but fuxsake that's a dumbass move.
twatfoolery by Muddy Funster June 24, 2018
A term for a proxy server used by developers who have to work on or through them. Because they fucking suck.
Oh FFS, Norris has sold another idiot on using a poxy instead of federated access management. What twatfoolery!
Poxy by Muddy Funster August 3, 2017

Merkinball

The internationally recognised contraction of American Football.
Newsreader: And finally we're happy to report that this year's Superworldbowlseries of Merkinball was won by the Washington Foreskins.

Hey old chap- when you say football, do you mean Soccer or Merkinball?
Merkinball by Muddy Funster July 25, 2017

biebergram

A biebergram is the replacement of a co-worker's desktop wallpaper with an image of Justin Bieber when they have unwisely left their workstation unlocked.
Arrrrgh. I forgot to lock my computer at lunchtime and some git biebergrammed me again.
biebergram by Muddy Funster June 6, 2014
A term used in IT development to describe customer requirements that change every day and often don't appear to be grounded in reality.
The updated requirements came in this morning. They're totally snorice.
Snorice by Muddy Funster June 5, 2014