chinese deathtrap

when you have an elderly woman sit on your face naked so that they arose you.
i heard my grandma gives chinese deathtraps for $20 a sitting

perfect day for a chinese deathtrap!
by Mr.Henke FTW11 January 28, 2011
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poopytaint

when someone shits on your taint and you shove there face in it.
i just got poopytainted by my boyfriend
by Mr.Henke FTW11 January 28, 2011
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