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Keyani has the biggest shlong
Look it’s keyani
“Doesn’t she have a huge shlong
“I thought she was a girl”
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Go steel someones dog for a day
You: Hay remember that cute dog let’s go steel it

Friend: we can’t are you stupid

You: it’s November 2
by Mr. know it all knowledge November 2, 2020
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Karen is usually a middle-age woman Sometimes a little bit older who usually gets you know a little angry over like the little things or needs to have things go her way and she’s kind of a person who asked if he can talk to your manager or you know a little bit bitchy girl at the soccer ball games who thinks that her kid is perfect
Karen: why can’t I get it returned!
You:because it’s this is a no return

Karen: well I want to speak to your manager!
by Mr. know it all knowledge October 28, 2020
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December 25 is the day of Christmas or your parents give you gifts or you give your children gifts so on December 26 is a day where you have to give your parents gifts because your parents worked hard on your gifts so now you have to buy your mom and dad gift doesn’t matter if it is homemade or store-bought
The only thing good my mom bought me was a pair socks that’s the worst present, but now I can get my mom an even worst gift on December 26
by Mr. know it all knowledge October 28, 2020
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A boy i know that’s very funny and i give him shit for being a little nerd but it’s adorable so i let it slide and he deserves a gf because he's so lonely he has to talk to me also i hope he doesn’t see this
“Hey look its alek
“Aww poor lonely pees of sh*t
“Ya i hope one day he will get a gf”
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A boy i know that’s very funny and i give him shit for being a little nerd but it’s adorable so i let it slide and he deserves a gf because he's so lonely he has to talk to me also i hope he doesn’t see this
“Hey look its alek
“Aww poor lonely pees of sh*t
“Ya i hope one day he will get a gf”
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Chad is that kind of dude who is the male version of a horse girl but he is over obsessed with cars and all he talks about his cars and he probably has like five of cars He’s also super obsessive about his cars you can’t Eat or drink anything if you get a single Crumb In his car he will probably drop you off Right then and there He’s also a big man so you can’t fight with him and he probably works out every day.He’s also probably a hotheaded
Chad: what is this.

You: it’s a piece of hair?

Chad: get out of my car right now!
by Mr. know it all knowledge October 28, 2020
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