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Definitions by Mr. Zimpy

The best Metal band ever. They are everything metallica wants to be but could never be.
Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot spells Slayer
Slayer by Mr. Zimpy November 24, 2009

Naked Brothers Band 

A group of 10 year old demons who were unleashed on humanity to create music so fucking bad it will make your ears bleed and brain rot. They also have a show on nickelodeon, it is hands down the worst show ever to appear on television.
Naked Brothers Band by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

the worst thing to ever happen to music.
Jonas Brothers by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Nu-Metal 

what posers call music that is too "hardcore" to be rock, and too wussy to be called metal. It consists of rapping, turntables, and rich people who have tough lives. Their fans are suburban kids who shop at Hot Topic.
Person: Nu-Metal is the shit.

Person2: No, Nu-Metal IS shit.
Nu-Metal by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Death Metal

The best genre of music ever, created by Cookie Monster in 1983.
Death Metal by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Black Metal

The second best genre of music, mistaken for Death Metal but Death Metal is growling and Black Metal is screaming.
Black Metal is not music made by black people
Black Metal by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
a person who lies to you that they are your friend when they really are just hanging out with you for their own benefit.
Person: I went out with this hot girl, she likes me a lot cause she says she wants to spend a lot of time with me!

Person2: thats nice, why don't you call her and talk to her?

Person: Oh no. she only said that she is doing the calling, and she only will call me when she's bored.

Person2: I think she's using you.

Person: No she's not!

(user)
User by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009