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Naked Brothers Band

A group of 10 year old demons who were unleashed on humanity to create music so fucking bad it will make your ears bleed and brain rot. They also have a show on nickelodeon, it is hands down the worst show ever to appear on television.
The Naked Brothers Band was created in the 7th layer of hell.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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Jonas Brothers

the worst thing to ever happen to music.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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Nu-Metal

what posers call music that is too "hardcore" to be rock, and too wussy to be called metal. It consists of rapping, turntables, and rich people who have tough lives. Their fans are suburban kids who shop at Hot Topic.
Person: Nu-Metal is the shit.

Person2: No, Nu-Metal IS shit.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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Death Metal

The best genre of music ever, created by Cookie Monster in 1983.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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Black Metal

The second best genre of music, mistaken for Death Metal but Death Metal is growling and Black Metal is screaming.
Black Metal is not music made by black people
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User

a person who lies to you that they are your friend when they really are just hanging out with you for their own benefit.
Person: I went out with this hot girl, she likes me a lot cause she says she wants to spend a lot of time with me!

Person2: thats nice, why don't you call her and talk to her?

Person: Oh no. she only said that she is doing the calling, and she only will call me when she's bored.

Person2: I think she's using you.

Person: No she's not!

(user)
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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Pop

a terrible brand of music where the singers only sing about failed relationships. The fans are 13 year old girls who are so stupid not to realize that the singers are too pretty to be turned down by a guy and that helps the girls relate to them. None of the pop artists write their own songs because they are way too stupid to pick up a pen and paper.
by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009
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