Definitions by Mr. Zimpy

Slayer 

The best Metal band ever. They are everything metallica wants to be but could never be.

Satan Laughs As You Eternally Rot spells Slayer

Slayer by Mr. Zimpy November 24, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

the worst thing to ever happen to music.

The Insane Clown Posse is so much better than the Jonas Brothers.

Jonas Brothers by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Nu-Metal 

what posers call music that is too "hardcore" to be rock, and too wussy to be called metal. It consists of rapping, turntables, and rich people who have tough lives. Their fans are suburban kids who shop at Hot Topic.

Person: Nu-Metal is the shit.

Person2: No, Nu-Metal IS shit.

Nu-Metal by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Death Metal

The best genre of music ever, created by Cookie Monster in 1983.

Death Metal is not Satanic.

Death Metal by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Black Metal

The second best genre of music, mistaken for Death Metal but Death Metal is growling and Black Metal is screaming.

Black Metal is not music made by black people

Black Metal by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

Naked Brothers Band 

A group of 10 year old demons who were unleashed on humanity to create music so fucking bad it will make your ears bleed and brain rot. They also have a show on nickelodeon, it is hands down the worst show ever to appear on television.

The Naked Brothers Band was created in the 7th layer of hell.

Naked Brothers Band by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009

MIDLF 

Mother I Don't Like to Fuck. A mother who is so ugly you don't want to place your penis anywhere near her. The opposite of a MILF.

Person: I hear our friend's mom is a MILF!

Person2: really? oh, wait thats not a MILF, thats a MIDLF.

MIDLF by Mr. Zimpy November 23, 2009